PSA
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What, do you think I'm going to put that in my MOUTH???!!
eventually yeah. that's called general tzo's dickin
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the ring isn't flared at the base that's why
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The only thing you should put in your anus is your elbow.
No, wait, that's ears.
The only thing you should put in your anus is your ear.
No, no, that's still not right.
The only think you should put in your anus is something with a flared base.*
*If you're worrying about whether your boyfriend's penis has a flared base and you can't find a tape measure, recall that most penises are not readily detachable, and most boyfriends have hips wider than their penis, so you're in the clear.
If you're worried that this advice doesn't apply simply because you don't have a boyfriend, there's an app for that.
wrote last edited by [email protected]i thought it was that the only thing you should put in your ear was your anus so you could hear the brass section
edit: also get pink ear, can't forget about that
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What about lumpia? Asking for a friend
those are to work your way up to spring rolls which are to work your way up to egg rolls, according to my kinky laotian friend
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How about don't put anything in your anus unless it was specifically designed to go there
designed by who? some god? a scientist? the hillfolk committee for ethics and morality to buttholes and butthole alternatives?
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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SCIENCE MAN.
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Lest I checked, this was a free country
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Somebody else's buthole,
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Awww, puts them back in the fridge
Hmmmm, leftovers!
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IT IS MY RIGHT!
You have a right and a left butthole?
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mmm i need lumpia
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Get your hands off my
penisanus!Get your hands off my spring roll!
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What is the charge?!
EatingBoofing a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?No, see, uh, boofing just means getting really drunk. Please let me be on the Supreme Court. I didn't put alcohol up my ass.
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What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
This is democracy manifest!
