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MAGA fans preparing to storm St. Peter’s Basilica should Trump lose conclave

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      ???? Is he even a candidate?

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        The world would be so much better if Trump became pope.

        Edit: To clarify, that would of course mean he'd have to resign as US president.

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          Personally I'd like to see what a fully armed and operational Swiss Guard would do.

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            ???? Is he even a candidate?

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            Fun fact if he was baptized as a catholic he is eligible.

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              The Vatican Is less tolerant and kind than the US police forces

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                The Vatican Is less tolerant and kind than the US police forces

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                The Vatican Is less sympathetic to their cause than the US police forces

                FTFMe.

                Any illusions I had a about a gram of tolerance and kindness in US police evaporated while I spent half a year watching them beat and instigate with protestors, among other things.

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                  Fun fact if he was baptized as a catholic he is eligible.

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                  Yes, there is precedent. Some random Catholic who wasn't even a priest got selected after a conclave had been stuck in political deadlock for literal years. He couldn't actually take the job till he was ordained, which he did. He immediately instituted a bunch of rules including locking them away together with no luxuries until a decision was made to make sure that problem didn't happen again. (It happened again multiple times anyway.)

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                    Personally I'd like to see what a fully armed and operational Swiss Guard would do.

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                    Statistically it's most likely they dig holes and stay put, maybe repaint some 'barns' and blow up a bunch of bridges.
                    No wait, that's what the Swiss Armed Forces would do. I have no clue what's statistically most like they would do.

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                      RuPaul would be the best of popes.

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                          Just checked: this is real....

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                            Just checked: this is real....

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                            Soy fascism is what you get when you don't have a legion of traumatized soldier coming back for a world war.

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                              RuPaul would be the best of popes.

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                              Several people have done good pope drag, and I would see any of them in the office: Catherine O'Hara, pre-rape Marilyn Manson, the dude from Francis Bacon's Study after Portrait of Pope Innocent X. But RuPaul would probably be the best in terms of policy.

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