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Only one I'm missing is pets ashes

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    The logical conclusion of this is a beer tap where the beer comes out of a taxidermied cats mouth. You're never lonely when you're drinking with old friends!

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    That's not a bad idea, I know a few bars that would absolutely love that shit.

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      No pet ashes, but I do have treasured memories of long-gone much-loved pets.

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        Happy birthday!

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        Cheers mate 🙂

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        • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

          Still working on the third one but realistically by the time I hit 40 we'll definitely be set.

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          •Internet stranger hugs• for the third one.
          I already have all boxes checked, but I'm hoping to avoid adding a second dog's ashes for a few more years. My pup already surprisingly old and hasn't died yet, so, if that trend continues, he should live forever.

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            46

            • several friends 8000 km away, check!
            • several, check!
            • no ashes, but buried in a special creepy place in the backyard. We used to keep my mom's ashes around until we buried her. Technically I could get her ashes back back. Check!
            • several: mineral samples from places I've hiked, books, stamps, old hard disks, DVD and VHS movies, CDs...

            I feel accomplished. Thanks people!

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            • lordwiggle@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

              I turned 38 today exactly, I checked al the boxes already, I'm prepared.

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              Congratulations and keep wiggling!

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                You march your butt down to Lowes to get those big black totes so you can pile your collected items into them and stow them in a neat stack in the garage so that you have space for more collectibles. That's what you do with yourself. Don't forget the label maker!

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                  Time to visit my far away friends and start a collecting of their ashes

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                    Do the ashes of friends, and family count?

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                    • lordwiggle@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                      I turned 38 today exactly, I checked al the boxes already, I'm prepared.

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                      Happy birthday! Well done on the preparation.

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                        Do the ashes of friends, and family count?

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                        Yes, yes they do

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                          Happy birthday! Well done on the preparation.

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                          Thanks, to be sure I have multiple weird collections.

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                            2 out of 4 ain't bad, but there's still a little time left for me.

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                              If you have a collection of pets ashes, does that count for both? Also, did they have to be my pets?

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                                I have a pet buried in the back yard, does that count?

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                                  I only have the first item.

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                                    41 and I have the weird collection (pro wrestling memorabilia from before 1980. Toronto specific preferred)
                                    But I don’t have the friends or pet ashes, I have jars full of my live parrots feathers, which I guess is another weird collection.

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                                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                      I only have the first item.

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                                      Gotta get on it!

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                                        I have a pet buried in the back yard, does that count?

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                                        No, because you have to take your Lil buddy to the vet to get euthanized before you get ashes. Part of the fun trauma of this age is having to be old enough to make that decision. That today is fluffy's last day on earth. Then you get to be guilted by the vet into buying some sort of memorial package in a moment of weakness.

                                        Having your pal turn up toes at home is what gets you a backyard burial. Not awful enough, sorry friend.

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                                          No, because you have to take your Lil buddy to the vet to get euthanized before you get ashes. Part of the fun trauma of this age is having to be old enough to make that decision. That today is fluffy's last day on earth. Then you get to be guilted by the vet into buying some sort of memorial package in a moment of weakness.

                                          Having your pal turn up toes at home is what gets you a backyard burial. Not awful enough, sorry friend.

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                                          Oh, you can have them cremated even if they died peacefully at home, either through a vet or by dealing directly with a pet crematorium. And you can take the body home to bury in the yard even if you've put them to sleep.

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