Oh goddammit
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And then there's me who's been running an old build of Ameliorated (21H1) without windows update
Congrats on opening yourself up to countless vulenerabilities
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Windows: "I need to update!"
20 minutes later
Windows: "Oops, I failed!"
User: "WHY?!"
Windows: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Windows users: Windows work just fine, nobody asked you!
And then proceed to make another dozen of memes with problems even more annoying than this.
Windows work just fine
Lol, not at my job. Whatever Microsoft got right, the boss's spyware breaks over its knee.
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You: post this meme
Linux users: you just activated my trap card! I use arch btw
Oh, are there Linux users here? Hi, welcome!
I use Manjaro, btw
*ducks*
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simply presses the restart without updating button
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Then Windows takes five minutes to start and another fifteen to become stable
USE AN SSD WHAT THE FUCK MAN IT'S 2025
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USE AN SSD WHAT THE FUCK MAN IT'S 2025
But SSDs don't have the satisfying clicky grindy sounds
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USE AN SSD WHAT THE FUCK MAN IT'S 2025
That was before windows start using React for a start menu.
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Congrats on opening yourself up to countless vulenerabilities
I am aware, but I think I rather stick with an unsafe system than a spying but 'secure' system. New Ameliorated versions accounted that and you can update whenever you like. I just haven't gone through the trouble of a fresh install..
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Had to change the access policy for the windows update file so windows would stop trying to download 11 on my last windows box. Every now and then it still tries to update and shits itself because it's not allowed.
Why not just turn off TPM in the BIOS?
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simply presses the restart without updating button
I have never, not once, had this not just immediately begin updating anyway.
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Why not just turn off TPM in the BIOS?
My TPM is off, it still bugs me about updating to windows 11. Thats okay I've been dual booting bazzite and really only use windows for a couple of games that I havent figured out how to get running yet
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But SSDs don't have the satisfying clicky grindy sounds
Enjoy your lost data
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My TPM is off, it still bugs me about updating to windows 11. Thats okay I've been dual booting bazzite and really only use windows for a couple of games that I havent figured out how to get running yet
It might have made the check for eligibility before you managed to turn it off. I guess relying on Bazzite is the correct option.
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simply presses the restart without updating button
There's different levels:
- Shutdown at UEFI splash
- Long press power button
- Unplug PC
- Turn off PSU
- Turn off extension cord
- Turn off room's breaker
- Turn off main breaker
- Cut off the power lines
- Shutdown the power plant
- Declare war on any community using electricity
- Declare war on thunder clouds
- Destroy everything with electrons (total annihilation of the world)
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At least Windows fucking tells you before you hit the restart button. The other day at work I went to reboot a users MacBook and was hit with a surprise 30 minute update.
Goes without saying "something something Linux superiority"
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wrote on last edited by [email protected]Turn off automatic update.
You can restart without updating, it’s literally a menu option.
Non-problem solved.
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wrote on last edited by [email protected]I got a big full screen thing saying I can install Windows 11 last night and I'm like "did TPM get turned on automatically or is that no longer a requirement for 11? Because no." I have that shit disabled in my mobo specifically so it doesn't automatically update to 11.
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Extra fun on a laptop.
Listen honey, you're going in a bag for three hours, immediately fucking now. You can either turn off nicely or get smothered by the power button.
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"oh look now you've installed AI slop on my computer!"
