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    Thinking about that time I posted online that it was my last day of college classes so I could only get dumber from there on out, and someone I hadn’t talked to since high school wrote a reply in agreement and my response to them was “It’s like what Smash Mouth said: ‘Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb’”

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        Recently looked up an old friend from my school days. He's all over FB singing about his love of meth and online poker.

        I decided to not reconnect after all.

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          It's either that or investment/disability insurance

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          • kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksK [email protected]
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            Only ever had one of these, but I wasn't popular in school, and the vibe of person I have hung out since then are too anticapitalist for the most part.

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              Someone did this to me. When I was looking for job, an old best friend contacted me. Thinking it was to catch up, we did video chat and tried to recruit me into his scheme. That explains why not one from my class--except for one actually-- is friends with him on Facebook. It took me a while to admit to myself it felt like a betrayal and unfriended him on Facebook.

              With all that said, I feel lucky that I have not stayed in my home country. If I have, I probably would have been sucked in to multilevel marketing. I am lucky that I moved to Europe where there is strong social safety net so I did not feel desperate to do what the guy was doing.

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                What is he actually holding?

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                  What is he actually holding?

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                  Good eye, it's actually a cube.

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                    The business...

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                    • deflated0ne@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                      Recently looked up an old friend from my school days. He's all over FB singing about his love of meth and online poker.

                      I decided to not reconnect after all.

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                      That would be a perfect cover story if he's like a super spy, or something.

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                        Trumpism is the pyramid scheme in my friend's case

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                          Good eye, it's actually a cube.

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                          FTFY

                          side note, does anyone know some actually decent software for mobile with this functionality? I ended up making that image faster in google slides than finding a software with the super advanced functionality of pasting an image on another. everything i found was A) some photo editor with no such functionality B) some AI shit or most often C)both

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                            I've had 3 friends from HS hit me up (I'm in my 40s now) asking if I want to go to their pampered chef or Amway gatherings.

                            Hell. No.

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                              on the other side, it becomes easier to say fuck off with age

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                              Can confirm, I'm happy to burn bridges I forgot existed.

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                                I'm the guy but instead of a pyramid scheme I'm just trying to get all of my friends to install Linux and switch to fediverse social platforms

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                                  Have had her experience a couple times. It's always kind of sad.

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                                    Begone, foul stain!

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                                      Have had her experience a couple times. It's always kind of sad.

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                                      Yeah I don't really feel anger or annoyance just sadness empathy and pity

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                                        Trumpism is the pyramid scheme in my friend's case

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                                        He is your friend no more.

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                                          He is your friend no more.

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                                          Ah yes ex friend forgot to mention

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