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      That’s like $240.00 US dollars.

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        That’s like $240.00 US dollars.

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        Yes, that’s enough to survive in India, except for the biggest cities

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          Seems totally legit, folks. No worries here.

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            Real soon scam emails will start with Here's the translation you requested:

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              Responses...
              "We have received your reply. We have considered you for consideration. Expect a reply from us in 7- 90 business days towards the next steps in your application process. Congratulations.
              Sincerely Your best friends,
              Roberson Roberts{autodenialbot007reply} from
              Le Corporate Company{autonamegenerator03}."

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                Maybe English wasn't their first language.

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                  Now i see why people suspect that em dash = ai, that's a lot of em dash.

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                    He forgot to add "prompt engineer" to his skills.

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                      okay but what would the motive to write this even be?

                      Responding to himself with some scam hustle, hoping that people similar to the OP take the bait?

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                        Now i see why people suspect that em dash = ai, that's a lot of em dash.

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                        There's a difference between (this—this) and (this--this).

                        I will always use the latter because I am not bothering with typing allat.

                        I am not AI. Probably.

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                          There's a difference between (this—this) and (this--this).

                          I will always use the latter because I am not bothering with typing allat.

                          I am not AI. Probably.

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                          I am not AI. Probably.

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                            Y'all laugh, but if he's literate he's beyond half of all Americans. If he can work a computer, and Office to boot!, he's beyond the remaining half.

                            I worked at an employment firm and I can say if you're on this platform, you have no idea how fucking stupid the average American is. I've onboarded an entire newspaper office where no one but the reporters could fucking read. Literally to illiterate to follow simplified text directions. I've onboarded in-house employees that were scared when I showed them the 😄 drive.

                            I'm not trying to joke. If you found your way here, reading this now, you're average intelligence, at worst.

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                              Obviously he's not as desperate as he would like us to think.

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                                Now i see why people suspect that em dash = ai, that's a lot of em dash.

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                                Also three dots but it's one character. Reddit's popular subs are full of AI. Super duper scary.

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                                  I am not AI. Probably.

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                                  Probably.

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                                    There's a difference between (this—this) and (this--this).

                                    I will always use the latter because I am not bothering with typing allat.

                                    I am not AI. Probably.

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                                    I have a script that turns this -- into this — on my computer, but tbf I'm probably an AI so that tracks.

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                                      Y'all laugh, but if he's literate he's beyond half of all Americans. If he can work a computer, and Office to boot!, he's beyond the remaining half.

                                      I worked at an employment firm and I can say if you're on this platform, you have no idea how fucking stupid the average American is. I've onboarded an entire newspaper office where no one but the reporters could fucking read. Literally to illiterate to follow simplified text directions. I've onboarded in-house employees that were scared when I showed them the 😄 drive.

                                      I'm not trying to joke. If you found your way here, reading this now, you're average intelligence, at worst.

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                                      People are laughing about the fact that this is obviously a template that didn't get filled out properly by either a bot or an incompetent person, not the suggested skill list mentioned in the template.

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                                        Now i see why people suspect that em dash = ai, that's a lot of em dash.

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                                        Ugh, there are those of us that are fully aware of the proper uses for en dashes and em dashes, and I'm not going to stop properly using my em dashes just so people don't think sending them an AI generated response.

                                        Another comment mentioned a "giveaway" is the "there dots but as one character". I don't know about y'all's keyboards, but if I type an ellipses my phone's keyboard automatically changes it to a single character of three dots and has been doing so for years.

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                                          People are laughing about the fact that this is obviously a template that didn't get filled out properly by either a bot or an incompetent person, not the suggested skill list mentioned in the template.

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                                          Yeah... How does failing to see that situate you on the american smartness scale ?

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