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My GF tried them and said they were tasty

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    Wow, this is crazy seeing something so close to home for me! I 100% believe the name is keeping this place alive.

    The Google reviews are pretty hilarious as well.

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      Say everybody have you seen my balls
      they're big and salty and brown!
      If you ever need em' quick
      pick me up
      just stick my balls in your mouth

      Suck on my chocolate salty balls
      stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
      Suck on my chocolate salty balls
      they're packed full of vitamins and good for you
      So suck on my balls!

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        Say everybody have you seen my balls
        they're big and salty and brown!
        If you ever need em' quick
        pick me up
        just stick my balls in your mouth

        Suck on my chocolate salty balls
        stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
        Suck on my chocolate salty balls
        they're packed full of vitamins and good for you
        So suck on my balls!

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        Love the poem. Which reminded me that so many miss out on the fact that semen is mostly protein and a very healthy thing to consume.

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          But were they salty?

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            Love the poem. Which reminded me that so many miss out on the fact that semen is mostly protein and a very healthy thing to consume.

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            It's Chef! Chef from South Park! Season 1 IIRC.

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              Say everybody have you seen my balls
              they're big and salty and brown!
              If you ever need em' quick
              pick me up
              just stick my balls in your mouth

              Suck on my chocolate salty balls
              stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
              Suck on my chocolate salty balls
              they're packed full of vitamins and good for you
              So suck on my balls!

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              Hey, wait a minute... What's that smell?

              Smell like something burning... Well that don't confront me none.

              Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.

              Baby you better get back in the kitchen, 'cause I got a sneakin' suspicion.

              Oh man... baby... BABY!? YOU JUST BURNED MY BALLS!

              Help me, my balls on fire!!!!

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                She told me the same thing.

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                  Love the poem. Which reminded me that so many miss out on the fact that semen is mostly protein and a very healthy thing to consume.

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                  The taste surely beats soy milk. Or so I was told.
                  Such a pity, that nature will not let a man produce more than a single gulp each day.

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                    Where they # Schweddy or salty?

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                      Love the poem. Which reminded me that so many miss out on the fact that semen is mostly protein and a very healthy thing to consume.

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                      It's a song, not a poem (though I guess songs are poems too).

                      It's classic South Park (about 40 seconds in is the main bit)

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                        It's Chef! Chef from South Park! Season 1 IIRC.

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                        Absolutely mental that the person who posted this pic didn't know the reference.

                        I'm old.

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                          But were they salty?

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                          No news on whether they were big or brown either.

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