Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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I'd like to be the sole owner of all global patents required for an effective, sustainable, eco-friendly solution to removing and recycling microplastics from earth's environment.
It's official: you are now the sole owner of all eco-friendly and sustainable microplastic patents. There are only a few that are effective, and they are all set to expire in an hour:
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The ability to restart parts of my life from a save file, starting from like 16.
Read Peter F Hamilton's Void saga.
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To see all Oaken Tower players have their computer mice overheat when playing that game. To the point where an hour of playing it would make their mice unusable.
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Read Peter F Hamilton's Void saga.
Literally would not have the time for that on an average day. Will see if I can get Vuzix glasses 2 so I can covertly read it at work.
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The Combine off Earth. I want the Combine off Earth!
Half-Life 3 Confirmed:
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Popcorn Shrimp rain, please.
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Well I have never had a girlfriend before. And I would really like to have one. So, how about that?
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The ability to restart parts of my life from a save file, starting from like 16.
The first time you activate your power, you are unknowingly stuck in a time loop. Each time you reactivate the power, the loop gets shorter from the point in time you restarted. Basically the movie Groundhog Day but the time loop partially depends on you:
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You are now the proud owner of a fully-functional/powered industrial replicator (as seen in Star Trek). The replicator requires a massive energy input which is supplied by its own matter-antimatter reactors. There are numerous built-in safety and ethical protocols, including an inability to replicate functional weapons. The government has detected that you have this technology, and would like to ask you a few questions:
As long as the replicator works, I'd call that a win and sort out the rest in a classic Star Trek hairbrained way.
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I would like sanity to be part of our country again. Too big an ask?
Sanity is a part of the country again but does not prevail against opposing forces:
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In a flash, everyone's prime directive is empathy. Our modern systems of government based on greed and sex drive crumble away. In its place rises the Feelings Bureaucracy; a dictatorial government in which social offenses, inflicted on the unified society of empathic feelers, is punished severely. The fastest way to deal with bad actors to ensure they do not make others feel bad is to execute them. In response, the world develops a culture of putting another's needs before one's own, or else:
Sounds like what chuds think the world is already like
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A bagel.
No. Wait.
Two bagels.
The next time that you eat at a restaurant and are entirely full, two fresh artisanal bagels are delivered to your table: they're complementary.
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Can you get me the Chalupa Supreme combo with 1 steak and 1 chicken?
Granted, but it was previously discarded. Still edible though:
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Oh I am absolutely loving this community. Happy cake day btw
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The next time that you eat at a restaurant and are entirely full, two fresh artisanal bagels are delivered to your table: they're complementary.
Do you want one? I couldn't possibly eat two...
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The ability to restart parts of my life from a save file, starting from like 16.
16? Why limit yourself? Why not go back to like two years old and shock everyone with your maturity?
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The first time you activate your power, you are unknowingly stuck in a time loop. Each time you reactivate the power, the loop gets shorter from the point in time you restarted. Basically the movie Groundhog Day but the time loop partially depends on you:
wrote on last edited by [email protected]The image made me think of this one weird "song" I used to listen to somewhat when I used to do nitrous oxide, years ago.
Preview doesn't seem to be working, but it's the same illustration.
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To see all Oaken Tower players have their computer mice overheat when playing that game. To the point where an hour of playing it would make their mice unusable.
You have a video of this happening that you may see on your computer at any time. They look really frustrated, but it doesn't happen in real life:
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You got it. Post apocalyptic scenario ends all forms of investment and monetary exchange. We go back to the barter system:
Is that still from Life After People?
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Popcorn Shrimp rain, please.
Perfectly cooked popcorn shrimp pour out of the sky. Animals run for cover; scientists scratch their heads; people stand in the streets, mouth open, catching popcorn shrimp in pure whimsy. The rain is global and lasts for a week. The excessive nutrients poured into the world's ecological systems causes eutrophication, a total environmental catastrophe:
