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You deserve better, honey bun.

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    There are two sides to every story. Maybe her nipples stink and she's projecting? And he's crying at home trying to get the taste out of his mouth with a bar of Irish Spring.

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      I read this as nipples "sink" bon voyage!

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      https://youtu.be/OntgdM84SDQ

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        But why??

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        Probably doesn’t floss.

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          Halatosis

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          That item sucks

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          • j4k3@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

            sorry bout your nipples

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            That's the card I normally give the next morning.

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              This sounds like theres a story to tell

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              Men with halitosis like to suck titties too

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                Halatosis

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                Supercalifragilisticexpi

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                • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]

                  Men with halitosis like to suck titties too

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                  I assumed it was a smoker

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                      Men with halitosis like to suck titties too

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                      That ain't real

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                        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                          There are two sides to every story. Maybe her nipples stink and she's projecting? And he's crying at home trying to get the taste out of his mouth with a bar of Irish Spring.

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                          can confirm. Irish Spring gets last nights whiskey ferment out of your whore mouth.

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                            can confirm. Irish Spring gets last nights whiskey ferment out of your whore mouth.

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                            Cheers lads, what do we do for rotgut vodka?

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                              God that reminds me of the end of this "Good Luck, Babe" parody

                              (Sorry its tiktok, I couldn't find it anywhere else but Instagram)

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                              Sounds funny, sadly TikTok is so cancer I literally cannot open the link with ad block installed 😞

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                                  Cheers lads, what do we do for rotgut vodka?

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                                  is potato

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                                    Grandma be like

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                                      That ain't real

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                                      Thank God bad breath doesn't actually exist!

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