If You Have Choice then Which part would you choose to be born in?
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Flying venomous poisonous 48-legged spider-roo might change your opinion.
Living in a country with flying venomous poisonous 48-legged spider-roos sounds better than being trans and living in a transphobic country
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You can choose which part you want, however where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there). What part would you choose and why?
G as first choice, J is a close second.
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You're all cowards I'm rolling the dice on C and I'll be chilling in Tokyo with my waifu body pillow while yall get eaten by snakes in K.
Yeah, well.... Enjoy Manilla! Here's to hoping i end up in a remote part of Tasmania.
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K. Coincidentally, I was actually born in K.
I'm in k now. Seems alright
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Living in a country with flying venomous poisonous 48-legged spider-roos sounds better than being trans and living in a transphobic country
Can confirm. I'm trans and I'm from Florida.
Besides, Florida already has invasive 48-legged spider-roos. They're still not as bad as Florida Man.
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You're all cowards I'm rolling the dice on C and I'll be chilling in Tokyo with my waifu body pillow while yall get eaten by snakes in K.
I was born in C, not recommended.
(People's Republic of China)
Restrictive firewall, no porn, hard to get western media, so you'd be stuck with ww2 sino-japanese war tv drama or some cringe romance stuff.
With a population of 1.4 Billion (well, minus the area covered by "E"), you'd most likely end up there.
Did I even mention video games? Yea... that's gonna be tough to get, definitely no online multiplayers (even if you somehow got a VPN, the ping is gonna kill you).
And your VPN could fail at any time even if you do get it.
Also, OP didn't specify you get to choose your gender, so if you're born as a woman in Japan... good luck. (Don't ask why camera shutter sounds are mandatory on Japanese Phones)
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I guess K is the least risky option
Remeber kids, bad humans are far more dangerous than scawwwy Australian animals
I mean its legal to shoot a bear, but you're gonna have a bad time if you shoot a human, even if its self-defence.
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You can choose which part you want, however where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there). What part would you choose and why?
wrote last edited by [email protected]B or K are the best bets. But Mexico or central America could get ugly real quick.
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B or K are the best bets. But Mexico or central America could get ugly real quick.
wrote last edited by [email protected]And the US not? Dit you see the news this year? I chose A, Europe (as it's still in A)
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And the US not? Dit you see the news this year? I chose A, Europe (as it's still in A)
That's cute.....no....the us is nowhere near "golly I sure would t want to be born there." Anyone who would even think that who is an American probably spends way too much time online and has never left the US
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You can choose which part you want, however where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there). What part would you choose and why?
If I go F, what's the probability of being born in R'Lyeh?
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K is honestly the only truly safe option.
Yes, just watch out for the snakes and spiders. Luckily the saltwater crocs are only in northern Australia!
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K seems like the "safest" option.
Pros: Australia is a safe bet
Cons: Highest probability of experiencing Loss
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The old division was nato/capitalist block was first world, soviet/communist block was second world and everything else was third world.
The soviet union may be gone, but a lot of the countries that used to be a part of it are still at the same relative standard of living between the developed west and the underdeveloped global south, so could be considered "second world". The biggest example is, of course, russia; yeah, not the best standard of living but a lot better than what a lot of the world is getting.
I know that's now generally accepted, but when I was young it was Old World (Yurp, Russia etc) and New World (US, Canada, Australia etc). But the poorer former colonies, the developing nations, didn't fit either, so they were called the Third World.
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That's cute.....no....the us is nowhere near "golly I sure would t want to be born there." Anyone who would even think that who is an American probably spends way too much time online and has never left the US
I've seen a lot of the world. Like, a lot. The US is definitely on my "I don't want to be born there" list. And im happy I wasn't. But I would understand most Americans think differently, seeing how self centered they are. But it's a failed state. Insane poverty, wealth inequality, corruption, incarceration numbers, broken judiciary system, crime rates, etc. It's run by a criminal pedophile and everyone knew that when they voted for him. After he ruined a previous term already. Like, Idiocracy at its best. People who actually believe the US is a good country are either ignorant, super rich or blind AF. But yes, there are countries that are worse.
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K seems like the "safest" option.
Yeah but which part left, right or middle?
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You can choose which part you want, however where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there). What part would you choose and why?
C for Finland, maybe Germany?
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K gives you about a 60% chance of being born in the ocean.
Reread the rules OP posted
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You can choose which part you want, however where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there). What part would you choose and why?
What the fuck is with this gerrymandered map?
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Ok so I know this is a loss meme but Imma still say the bottom of J.
How the heck did you catch that!?
It completely went over my head until I read your comment, I scrolled back up and boom - there it was
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