What would you do if you could transform into an invisible tiger?
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Find dog owners to don't pick up and leave a large load on their lawn.
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I'd go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I'd be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
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Not all women are in to a guy just because he can turn in an invisible tiger.
Willing to bet at least two are though and that's all it takes
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Not kill anyone in my town, that's for sure. I've read the Gwern Death Note post
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Like transform back and forth under my control? Study the physics of matter transformation and invisibility, maybe earn a Nobel prize in the process.
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I'd find terrible, horrible people, and just like, tiger my way into their house and fuck shit up, like, take a dump on their bed, smash their tv, etc. and then I'd go invisible, wait for the police to show up, do their thing, and start the process over again until they lost their minds.
I would also rob banks though to keep it balanced.
No one said you could transform back...
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Eat the rich.
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No one said you could transform back...
I never said I would.
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I'd go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I'd be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
can you also eat the ones that ate my beets last year?
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Really depends on a few things.
If it's like I turn into an invisible anthro tiger without limitations on how long I get to be transformed, probably do something extremely dumb like robbing a bank.
If it's just a normal tiger that's invisible, but without limits on how long and I'm in full control, no idea.
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I'd go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I'd be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
But was your name clearly marked on said tomatoes? Let's not jump to conclusions here, maybe the deer thought the tomatoes were his by accident (because he can't write, so his tomatoes have no name).
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But was your name clearly marked on said tomatoes? Let's not jump to conclusions here, maybe the deer thought the tomatoes were his by accident (because he can't write, so his tomatoes have no name).
Yeah he can't read but he's rich enough to hire good lawyers. Deer bought my home and now I have to pay rent to them. Taking my tomatoes and half my income, what a jerk!
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can you also eat the ones that ate my beets last year?
I will keep eating deer until I am a very round invisible tiger indeed! All deer are bastards (ADAB)
