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    I would have taken the Rolo

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      Neil is a genius.

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        now what can I get for my indigestion

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          Mmmm, that's a Sampoerna Extra. I'll take the clove. What does it do besides taste good?

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            Mmmm, that's a Sampoerna Extra. I'll take the clove. What does it do besides taste good?

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            Movie progresses as normal, but neo now has emo bangs throughout the movie.

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              Neil Cicierega is a goddamned treasure.

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                Oh man I miss cloves. Cherry Djarum Blacks 🍒🚬❤️🖤

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                  There is actually an extra hand in the shot where Neo signs for the package in his cubicle. It's lying on his desk and wearing a watch. They later cropped it out, and that shot is a little granier as a result.

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                    I miss Blurays and DVDs only for stuff like deleted scenes, alternate scenes, bloopers and directors commentary.

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                      Neil Cicierega is a goddamned treasure.

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                      I submit for Lenny’s approval, that this song eclipses the original

                      https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

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                        I submit for Lenny’s approval, that this song eclipses the original

                        https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

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                        Neil is a genius.

                        T.I.M.E. is unnecessarily moving for a mashup and it feels like it adds a level of depth that both songs didn't have before.

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                          Neil Cicierega is a goddamned treasure.

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                          Last night, while brushing our teeth, my wife made a comment about losing all her hair. That required a delay in going to bed until we had listened to I Earn My Life. Unfortunately, that leads into the obligatory Reaganomics dance party. Before we knew it it was 11PM and we were considering the philosophy of logo design.

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                            Neil is a genius.

                            T.I.M.E. is unnecessarily moving for a mashup and it feels like it adds a level of depth that both songs didn't have before.

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                            I genuinely cried during my first listen to that album when I got to T.I.M.E.

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                              Neil is a genius.

                              T.I.M.E. is unnecessarily moving for a mashup and it feels like it adds a level of depth that both songs didn't have before.

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                              It's been a while since I listened to those albums, but there were a couple years where I had them basically on repeat at work. just so damn good

                              maybe I should try that again

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                                Mmmm, that's a Sampoerna Extra. I'll take the clove. What does it do besides taste good?

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                                Keeps fascists from appropriating the red pill thing.

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                                  Oh man I miss cloves. Cherry Djarum Blacks 🍒🚬❤️🖤

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                                  Sure, they tasted good, but inhaling those...as with all cigars.. made you sick af. You could get used to it, but would have much rather have a shitty menthol cig back in the day.

                                  Now, they all suck ass. But cloves do smell wonderful still.

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                                    Neil Cicierega is a goddamned treasure.

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                                    bought him a new microphone so he could continue making music when he got locked out of his main acco--

                                    /ref

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                                      Sure, they tasted good, but inhaling those...as with all cigars.. made you sick af. You could get used to it, but would have much rather have a shitty menthol cig back in the day.

                                      Now, they all suck ass. But cloves do smell wonderful still.

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                                      Ha well I also loved menthols. First Kools, then Marlboro Menthol.

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                                        Can I take up to 3 items? I want that red pill, the ciggy, and the Rolo.

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                                          Oh man I miss cloves. Cherry Djarum Blacks 🍒🚬❤️🖤

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                                          Whoa whoa whoa... Djarum blacks came in cherry flavor? 😮

                                          I smoked Djarum for years and never saw anything other than vanilla. 😞

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