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    So, is she a succubus draining the life energy out of her victims?

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      It's alcoholism...

      People don't talk enough about how the people running our government are the actual scary real deal alcoholics.

      People keep asking "how can they do this shit" but the easy answer is they're shit faced by noon and haven't been sober since inauguration.

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      Was gonna say, that dude is all kinda of fucked up. Swelling from opiates, Xanax, and alcoholism.

      If we can find an effective way to poison $1000+ dollar bottles of alcohol, we'll be free again by new years

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        So, is she a succubus draining the life energy out of her victims?

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        Unlikely, as she has never displayed the succubus' ability to assume a form which is pleasing to mortals.

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          Unlikely, as she has never displayed the succubus' ability to assume a form which is pleasing to mortals.

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          So like a trailer park witch then

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            That looks like a man constantly on the verge of delirium tremens.

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              So, in the first image the guy is wearing a ton of makeup and likely photoshopped on top of that. Second one is just a random picture of a real person. Relax folks, there are real reasons to make fun of these people, their looks are but the very tippity tip top of the iceberg.

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                So like a trailer park witch then

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                You misspelled a word.

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                  The Cliffs of Insanity!

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                    Was gonna say, that dude is all kinda of fucked up. Swelling from opiates, Xanax, and alcoholism.

                    If we can find an effective way to poison $1000+ dollar bottles of alcohol, we'll be free again by new years

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                      So, in the first image the guy is wearing a ton of makeup and likely photoshopped on top of that. Second one is just a random picture of a real person. Relax folks, there are real reasons to make fun of these people, their looks are but the very tippity tip top of the iceberg.

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                      Are you saying we should be compassionate about the way we mock fascists? I generally don't condone making fun of the way people look, but this is an exception I'm absolutely willing to make and it also doesn't stop us from mocking anything else about them. And no, none of us should relax. You should probably get off that high horse before you catch a nose bleed though.

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                        Unlikely, as she has never displayed the succubus' ability to assume a form which is pleasing to mortals.

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                        Like, that's the one-dimensional concept of the succubus.

                        The one that most people think about or know about is a demonic creature that takes on an exquisite feminine form to lure their hapless victims into a state of lust from which they can drain the souls out of them.

                        But, succubi, by and large, are servants of the Dark One, and therefore, it may rather be taking on a form that can suck out this one particular soul and confuse the person the whole time. They're like, she's not even that attractive. Why is my soul being depleted? I don't get it. There's got to be some sort of mystery going on. And everyone else os like why the fuck are you fucking that hag beast, the hell's wrong with you, you're rich, you can do better.

                        And the whole time the dark one is laughing.

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                          So like a trailer park witch then

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                          Birmingham Barbie

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                            Jesus… The miles of stress she put on him, he looks like he was passed around the room.

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                              I always wondered what that bottle was worth.

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                                The Cliffs of Insanity!

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                                Inconceivable!

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                                  I always wondered what that bottle was worth.

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                                  Ironically that bottle is shown in better call Saul to be like $500 bucks, so I think the gesture was more symbolic than “here’s a truckload worth of meth” tequila bottle price

                                  Though the prop bottle sold for over $15,000, so worth is always relative

                                  https://propstoreauction.com/lot-details/index/catalog/342/lot/92817/Lot-207-Zafiro-Anejo-Tequila-Bottle-with-Cap-and-Cobre-Vista-Country-Club-Menu

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                                    So, in the first image the guy is wearing a ton of makeup and likely photoshopped on top of that. Second one is just a random picture of a real person. Relax folks, there are real reasons to make fun of these people, their looks are but the very tippity tip top of the iceberg.

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                                    Why did he find the need to lie on the first picture? Because he’s not a real person?

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                                      Are you saying we should be compassionate about the way we mock fascists? I generally don't condone making fun of the way people look, but this is an exception I'm absolutely willing to make and it also doesn't stop us from mocking anything else about them. And no, none of us should relax. You should probably get off that high horse before you catch a nose bleed though.

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                                      Not OP and mocking fascists is AOK in my book. But to OPs point it is quite an ignorant way to do it and would backfire.

                                      Like this is clearly a filtered photo vs an unfiltered photo. If you showed this to a neutral or someone on the right and said, "haha see how MTG ruins her husband", you would be giving them ammo to discredit you in future conversations because they know for a fact you are being dishonest here.

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                                        That motherfucker looks like he got stung by a bee and lost his epipen.

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                                          That motherfucker looks like he got stung by a bee and lost his epipen.

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                                          oh my god this is the funniest comment I've read all day, thank you, it's been a week.

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