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ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?

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    9:59 and counting.

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    We're BBQing! I've got a couple of nice tritips and some some sausages from the local butcher, freshly harvested corn from a local farm, and I'll make some garlic bread. I've got a few beers from my favorite local brewery, an unopened bottle of eagle rare 10 year, and can break out a couple of nice cigars if you're in to that.

    The temperature on my back patio is a nice, comfortable 77f with low humidity and just enough of a breeze.

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      9:59 and counting.

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      I can teach you how to swing a sword

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        9:59 and counting.

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        Noir movies and mst3k. Although I did get the supernintendo working recently

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          We're BBQing! I've got a couple of nice tritips and some some sausages from the local butcher, freshly harvested corn from a local farm, and I'll make some garlic bread. I've got a few beers from my favorite local brewery, an unopened bottle of eagle rare 10 year, and can break out a couple of nice cigars if you're in to that.

          The temperature on my back patio is a nice, comfortable 77f with low humidity and just enough of a breeze.

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          damn if this just a casual visit. what is christmas like at your place?

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            I can teach you how to swing a sword

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            can i wear the suit of armor?

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              I would not recommend the Gaggiuno. It is now closed source. Instead, I would recommend the Gaggimate, which is open source.

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              Oh wow thanks for the heads up!

              It's always such a bummer to see open source codebases close off. 😞

              I'll definitely keep an eye on Gaggimate!

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                9:59 and counting.

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                I have a cat that refuses to shut up. Ask him anything, he will scream at you. He will only stop if you ask him about Israel. Sometimes.

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                  9:59 and counting.

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                  I will show you my cat. After, I'll show pics of my cat. I have some boardgames, if we start to play, the cat will come so we pet him.

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                    You have a choice. We can watch Ninja Turtles, read Ninja Turtles, or play Ninja Turtles.

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                    Born in the early 80’s no doubt.

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                      GHB and masturbation

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                      Can it be violent masturbation???

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                      • P [email protected]

                        Oh shit, are you a genie? I wish for a thousand wishes.

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                        Granted. Your selection has now been reduced to a list of a thousand very specific wishes. Any wish not on the list will be deducted from your remaining wishes without further effect.

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                          Granted. Your selection has now been reduced to a list of a thousand very specific wishes. Any wish not on the list will be deducted from your remaining wishes without further effect.

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                          well shit

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                            well shit

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                            Granted. For the rest of your life, every well or similar water source will have its water turned into feces as soon as you come within 100m of it.

                            How did you figure out this was on the list?

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                              can I come 🥺

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                              The more the merrier!

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                                Cooking bacon in the nude is indeed entertaining.

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                                I've heard it can end poorly.

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                                • M [email protected]

                                  So basically, this..?

                                  I lied, I don't have Netflix. Now shut up, we're learning Kubernetes

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                                  May I visit you?

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                                    9:59 and counting.

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                                    I mean I might still be jacking off so that'll probably do it

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                                      Oh wow thanks for the heads up!

                                      It's always such a bummer to see open source codebases close off. 😞

                                      I'll definitely keep an eye on Gaggimate!

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                                      Agreed, but it's also great that an option opened up. Gaggiuno was never FOSS, just source available, and basically built up a following before shutting source code availability down.

                                      While Gaggimate isn't FOSS in the fullest sense, they do use a CC license (to stop commercial use) with no personal restrictions at https://github.com/jniebuhr/gaggimate

                                      And, it's a lot cheaper to build.

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                                      • M [email protected]

                                        So basically, this..?

                                        I lied, I don't have Netflix. Now shut up, we're learning Kubernetes

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                                        I kind of did this to a friend of mine. We both got some 18 year old laptops that still run on x86 and we wanted to install Linux on them (arch specifically). We met at my place, and I started with trying to get it work. He meanwhile realised he needed something so I gave him my key and hopped into a skirt while he was away. When he returned I just turned ti him, made a "gun" with my fingers and said "I lied to you, I dont have Netflix. Take of your shoes, we are installing 32 bit Arch". Funniest shit of my life.

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                                          Minotaur

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