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Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

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    That's phenomenal lol!

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      ::: spoiler Actual guess
      Check?
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        ::: spoiler Actual guess
        Check?
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        Absolutely, it’s an injury law firm based off the lower text. Ambulance chasers since US healthcare is a joke

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          ::: spoiler Actual guess
          Check?
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          Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was "crack". Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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            Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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              Check it out!

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                It's true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.

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                  Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was "crack". Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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                    It's true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.

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                    Hopefully afterwards.

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                      "Check" as in a large settlement payout. It's a personal injury attorney ad.

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                        I actually didn't realise until now that American English uses "check" instead of "cheque".

                        Who says lemmyshitpost can't be educational 😆

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                          I actually didn't realise until now that American English uses "check" instead of "cheque".

                          Who says lemmyshitpost can't be educational 😆

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                          I just use "card" instead, but then I’m not American.

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                              Chick cock

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                                There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan "Courtesy Counts" on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and "Counts" a sensible chuckle could be had.

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                                  Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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                                  Just work the cherry with a lighter until it's evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

                                  Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else...

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                                    I've had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain't wrong

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                                      Just work the cherry with a lighter until it's evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

                                      Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else...

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                                      Carpentry?

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                                        I've had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain't wrong

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                                        But not cocks

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                                          Obviously "clock".
                                          It's a play on "time heals all wounds"

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