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What would you have done?

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      What am I looking at here? I'm guessing that's weed?

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        What am I looking at here? I'm guessing that's weed?

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        I’ll need a couple bags to test and make sure. Maybe 3-4 to get enough to determine 100%. I’ll get the results back to you in a couple of months.

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          I’ll need a couple bags to test and make sure. Maybe 3-4 to get enough to determine 100%. I’ll get the results back to you in a couple of months.

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          I can only hope you're a dab hand at this. It's high time someone provided answers!

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            NGL, my boy's lucky he didn't get shot, much less disappeared.

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            • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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              What was the conflict--he didn't want to evict squatters? Or he didn't know what to do once he found the stash?

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              • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comO [email protected]

                NGL, my boy's lucky he didn't get shot, much less disappeared.

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                Yeah that's $150k+ right there in a lot of states. These aren't just hippies skipping rent.

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                  Yeah that's $150k+ right there in a lot of states. These aren't just hippies skipping rent.

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                  Back in pre-legit days, one could get paid "in product" for a few months' work, and even at local market rates (~$1.1k/lb) could improve those wages 10x — if you knew how to get it to NYC, etc. (something something goldfish bulk boxes are foil-lined something something overnight shipping something something "holiday" care package cough)

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                    That looks like 50 lbs of weed.

                    Could you imagine just leaving 40 lbs of weed in a closet like that?

                    I hope they contacted the authorities about that 30 lbs of weed.

                    The last thing anyone needs when renting is to be responsible for 20 lbs of weed.

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                      What do you do with so much weed if you can't sell it? There's some preservation method? Like weed jam or weed pickles?

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                        That looks like 50 lbs of weed.

                        Could you imagine just leaving 40 lbs of weed in a closet like that?

                        I hope they contacted the authorities about that 30 lbs of weed.

                        The last thing anyone needs when renting is to be responsible for 20 lbs of weed.

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                        What weed?

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                        • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brD [email protected]

                          What do you do with so much weed if you can't sell it? There's some preservation method? Like weed jam or weed pickles?

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                          That was gonna be my question. So how would you offload it before it goes bad?

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                            Idk dude that's tough. Less I'd 100% keep, but where I'm at this much weight probably belongs to a cartel or gang, and that sounds like it would be a pretty bad idea, I might have to report it (maybe just keep a little.)

                            If I know it's just some grow op of random dudes though (like, if they look like wooks), mine.

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                              That looks like 50 lbs of weed.

                              Could you imagine just leaving 40 lbs of weed in a closet like that?

                              I hope they contacted the authorities about that 30 lbs of weed.

                              The last thing anyone needs when renting is to be responsible for 20 lbs of weed.

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                              Put the part about contacting the authorities about 20 lbs at the end, and you have the perfect joke.

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                                What was the conflict--he didn't want to evict squatters? Or he didn't know what to do once he found the stash?

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                                I think the moral conflict is to call the police or just keep the stash.

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                                  In Canada that's what your grandma grows in her backyard.

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                                    I appreciate that it is at least mostly organized on the shelves. It adds a level of professionalism.

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                                    • blitzen@lemmy.caB [email protected]

                                      Put the part about contacting the authorities about 20 lbs at the end, and you have the perfect joke.

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                                      What 20 lbs? They just caught a guy with a few ounces on him...

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                                        an empty closet?

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                                        • mothra@mander.xyzM [email protected]

                                          I think the moral conflict is to call the police or just keep the stash.

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                                          Sprinkle in a little bit of fear of calling the police.

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