Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINYERS
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I know the exact spot this is from years ago. Its just north of a little town called Lindale (North of Tyler, south of Mineola).
Dudes hallopinos were actually pretty legit. He also had the sign misspelled so poorly because it "gets people's attention and makes em laugh".
dude's marketing worked on me. you can't misspeel that badly unintentionallly
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On a road trip, I drove by a farm that sells "Sweet Cron'.
Thinking it was a mistake, I saw more signs bragging about the Sweet Cron they had. So definitely on purpose.
i don't buy sweet cron, i only buy sweat cron it tsates batter
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I instantly forgot how to spell zookeene.
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Why couldn't the señorita have babies?
Because her husband had a Hallowpiner!
....🦗🦗🦗... Ill see myself out.
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We need to fix public education, not dismantle it.
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I instantly forgot how to spell zookeene.
Zucchini
Think in italian spelling rules
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Illiterate Murikkans. Fucking shithole country.
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I'm more interested in these bail peprs, I wonder what the conversion rate is?
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Reading the comments shows a lot of people do not understand satire, especially when the opportunity to talk trash about America/Texas/American education is on the line.
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Brilliant marketing campaign!
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When you can't write in your native language but at least you own 12 guns and have a deregulated electrical grid.
What's it called when you're not smart enough to spot an obvious marketing gimmick?
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Reading the comments shows a lot of people do not understand satire, especially when the opportunity to talk trash about America/Texas/American education is on the line.
Too stupid to spot an obvious and funny marketing gimmick.
"Murica dumb!"
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Fucking hell "maters"
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Too stupid to spot an obvious and funny marketing gimmick.
"Murica dumb!"
Typical European fragility. They’ll be like “Murica dumb! Can’t do dates right!” but then they’ll shut their mouths real quick when people point out that Japan does it differently too.
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"Bail" is technically a word. Okay I guess wordS (plural) is debatable.
Maters is a word
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i count one word: bail - the temporary release of a person awaiting trial. the rest, i gotta guess
Maters is a word
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IRL rage bait
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What's the problem. I know exactly what they're selling. It ain't 1st grade but anyone can out a seed in the dirt and water it into a behootifool mater.
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Reading the comments shows a lot of people do not understand satire, especially when the opportunity to talk trash about America/Texas/American education is on the line.
Poe's law. Maybe it's satire. Equally possible it's ignorance.
The AVERAGE reading level in the US is seventh grade. We're at the point where they might as well retranslate the Bible back to Latin because people can't barely read it.
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Can’t trust anyone these days
