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They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana

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    Whoever gets there first gets the banana

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      Whoever gets there first gets the banana

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      the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: "Yes... Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!"

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        the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: "Yes... Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!"

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        "Last Person To Leave The Office Gets A Banana." Mr. Feast, 2025

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          Is this a leaked frame from the season 3 of Severance?

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          Is there a third season? I wasn't sure if they wrapped it they way to be over

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            Cavendish or Gros Michelle?

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              *Limited supplies (10)

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                Cavendish or Gros Michelle?

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                Gros Michelle already went extinct, so I can only assume it's a Cavendish. But I don't think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary 😢

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                  Superpiss

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                    Is there a third season? I wasn't sure if they wrapped it they way to be over

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                    Not yet, but they confirmed the renewal, I think

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                    • synapse1278@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      Gros Michelle already went extinct, so I can only assume it's a Cavendish. But I don't think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary 😢

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                      You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days

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                        Monkeys love banana

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                          Superpiss

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                            People just don't want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.

                            Here's an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone's pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.

                            Or, y'know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.

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                              Superpiss

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                              We do call the windshield wiper liquid dispenser thing a "piss boy" so makes sense.

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                              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: "Yes... Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!"

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                                Relevant

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                                  That's some serious quantity you've got there !

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                                    People just don't want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.

                                    Here's an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone's pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.

                                    Or, y'know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.

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                                    How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?

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                                      You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days

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                                      Not sure I ever came across one.

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                                        Those peasants should be happy management thought about them at all

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                                          Monkeys love banana

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                                          But code monkeys prefer Fritos with Tab or Mountain Dew

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