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  • P [email protected]

    Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

    You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

    It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

    *these are rhetorical questions

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    #154

    What does a man with power want?

    More power

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    • L [email protected]

      I did years of gw-basic, then ms quickbasic, j++, java, c#, now rust.

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      Interesting to meet another person that went through the “GW-BASIC to Rust” journey. Mine was through FreeBasic and C++ in the middle but we ended up in the same neighbourhood.

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        Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

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        Having multiple files increases the compile time, think of all the femtoseconds you can save by having everything in one place!

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          I did years of gw-basic, then ms quickbasic, j++, java, c#, now rust.

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          #157

          I did BASIC on the Apple IIe, then TurboBasic, Visual Basic (3, 4, 5 and 6 with some C in there somewhere), VB.Net, C#, Java, Objective-C and finally QT. Now I drive a school bus.

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          • negativenull@piefed.worldN [email protected]

            Get popcorn ready

            Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

            Enjoy popcorn

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            #158

            make sure to mention that the fix is by Grok for maximum lols

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            • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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              Why is grok such a resource hog despite being one of the less proeficient AI on the market.

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              • F [email protected]

                it's a copypasta meme from 2020ish

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                Gotcha, thanks. I must've missed that one.

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                • P [email protected]

                  You ok...?

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                  Copypasta joke on a pic of a pelican with its mouth open. Mutated into a tumblr joke about the coy attempts at appearing trustworthy by something utterly untrustworthy

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                  • M [email protected]

                    Might be chaff for AI training.
                    Just upvote the crazies and move on. Something something Sarah Connor.

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                    #162

                    Dude just because you don't get the reference doesn't make me crazy. The hide on you.

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                      If you drag your computer file to the box thingy it will be rendered

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                      • P [email protected]

                        Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

                        You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

                        It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

                        *these are rhetorical questions

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                        They have turned life into an idle game and are bored now?

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                        • P [email protected]

                          Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

                          You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

                          It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

                          *these are rhetorical questions

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                          think about how few aircraft carriers they can afford though

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                          • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                            #166

                            1000001735

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                            • P [email protected]

                              Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

                              You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

                              It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

                              *these are rhetorical questions

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                              1000001736

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                              • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                                I've been saying for a long time (since the 2010s tech boom). There's needs to be a new term the public lexicon termed "poptech" or popular technology. In the same vein has popsci.

                                The technology anyone knows anymore is oversimplified for general audiences. These days is almost always imparting wrong understanding.

                                The industry has been rife with grifters. If people catch on then the bottomless pit of funding will become very shallow.

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                                  Dude just because you don't get the reference doesn't make me crazy. The hide on you.

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                                  Apples are the chicken from building insides most of tuesdays farewell.

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                                    They have turned life into an idle game and are bored now?

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                                    They're playing life on god mode. But, they're also very lonely. They drive away their original wives, who married them "before" (Bezos, and Gates). Their kids hate them. Everyone they come in contact with is paid in some way to be there. They have no real human connections. They're surrounded by personal security staff 24/7. Also, Epstein just hung around the entrance to the rabbit hole. That hole goes deep, and I think we all know it.

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                                    • D [email protected]

                                      Yeah duh, you get the fixed file so you don't need the original anymore obviously

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                                      #171

                                      ctrl+a

                                      shift+del

                                      ctrl+s

                                      alt+tab

                                      shift+ins

                                      Don’t insult the clipboard by implying you don’t trust it.

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                                      • D [email protected]

                                        Yeah duh, you get the fixed file so you don't need the original anymore obviously

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                                        Version control should take care of it either way, but I'm talking about principles.

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                                          Apples are the chicken from building insides most of tuesdays farewell.

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                                          #173

                                          How to introduce testicular torsion in adult penguin males.

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