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      Why not Sly? I mean, the closed captioning budget would have to be huge to let people know what he's saying, but it could be funny.

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        Dennis Miller

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          LOL, just thinking about is too funny,

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          Except this is fhe one role Jack plays calm and serious, which is totally off putting.

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            I would love a Tommy Wiseau attempt at Bond. Holy shit it would be amazing.

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              Lindsay Lohan

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                Joe Pesci, circa 1995

                Joe Bond: You hear a little girl, Moneypenny? Where's the big tough guy who told my friend to shove his pen up his ass? *more stabbing*

                Q: Sir, please... *choke* I was just explaining... *cough* the pen's unique bidet feature...

                Joe Bond: Bidet feature? You made me pop your eye outta your head over a fuckin' BIDET FEATURE? You dumb motherfucker!

                Q: Sir, I apologise, but if you just... *splutter* use the pen's other feature, the wound-cauterising laser, I might yet... *gasp* live...

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                  Roger Moore

                  FUCK YOU I WON'T TAKE IT BACK

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                    Roger Moore

                    FUCK YOU I WON'T TAKE IT BACK

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                    Oh, you're one of those people that can't admit their mistakes?

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                      It's Hart like a deer but solid pick

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                        Adam Sandler

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                        I mean, he's done serious acting and been phenomenal at it.

                        Watch Uncut Gems if you don't believe me that his range is incredible.

                        Only problem is his age would mean you'd have to set him as a retired or M-style Bond.

                        Honestly, a Bond that survived, became the leadership at MI6 and got drawn back into the field could be a great movie.

                        Edit: this made me rewatch The Man From Uncle when I realized I was describing a certain character. Put him in one of those roles and I think he'd nail it.

                        Or not, suave might be outside his range after all 🤷‍♂️

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                          Pedro Pascal

                          I'm sick of that bloke now.

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                            Lindsay Lohan

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                            I would watch this.

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                              Seth Rogen

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                                Tom Green.

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                                  Pedro Pascal

                                  I'm sick of that bloke now.

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                                  Oh man! I mean from what I remember James Bond often had anxiety with the female leads, so it's perfect

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                                    Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.

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                                      dwayne johnson the rock

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                                        Joe Biden

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                                          Tom Green.

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                                          I know it says to pick the most awful, but settle down there Satan. We've suffered enough.

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