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[ssupii@sopuli.xyz]

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[halvar@lemy.lol]

you can't climb the ladder to heaven if you're short since the rungs are too far apart

[pandantic@midwest.social]

Well since I’m already short and can’t do anything about it, I guess I’m free to have as much pork, alcohol, and tattoos as I please!

[salty_chief@lemmy.world]

They have to go in 3’s because cartoons tell me they can stack up. They would wear a brown trench coat with shades. Then they can climb the ladder.

[darkdemize@sh.itjust.works]

Some guy at the business factory tell you that?

[salacious_coaster@infosec.pub]

Damn, was not expecting this full frontal assault on me today

[expatriado@lemmy.world]

Martin Short is haram

[aeao@lemmy.world]

I mean ... It's not because they are short ... Have you met short people? They are little demons.

[panda_abyss@lemmy.ca]

Sucks to suck David, we partying with Goliath up here!

[ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Short people live longer, that’s the trade off. No heaven

[fuckfascism@lemmy.world]

Time for me to get a tattoo and eat more pork.

[tja@programming.dev]

How much pork are we talking about....?

[ssupii@sopuli.xyz]

[humorlessrepost@lemmy.world]

Almost makes me miss /r/ketodrunk

[rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs

[bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de]

Sorry kids.

[hakfoo@lemmy.sdf.org]

I know that Grok went Nazi but Gemini going fundie wasn't on my bingo card.

[snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world]

Pork tattoos!

[_stranger_@lemmy.world]

Spending eternity as the taint third of a three person centaur does not sound like paradise.

[somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

*c/ketodrunk

This is not reddit, this is lemmy. Just wanted to remind it.