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  • A [email protected]

    Do guys get Botox? I’ll admit at my mid 40s, I look like I’m in my mid 40s. I’m too lazy to pursue getting Botox but I like the mental fantasy of magically looking 10 years younger.

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    Worked with a guy a while back who got Botox. Guy was in his late 20s and hated his "wrinkles".

    It's addictive, according to him.

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    • O [email protected]

      I personally would rather not be 45 and look like a 28 year old lizard, but that's just me

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      no one linked the actual source?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pznB7WP4P1o

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      • tommasz@piefed.socialT [email protected]

        No successful Botox doctor is going to be this honest. It's bad for business.

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        I've never heard of a botox doctor before, I'm sure something like this has been said to patients by a ton of successful dermatologist and other doctors that can administer botox though

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        • A [email protected]

          Do guys get Botox? I’ll admit at my mid 40s, I look like I’m in my mid 40s. I’m too lazy to pursue getting Botox but I like the mental fantasy of magically looking 10 years younger.

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          • mitch@piefed.mitch.scienceM [email protected]

            my advice, personally? if you're curious, get a Botox injection. it is temporary, exceedingly well-studied, and generally does not interact with any other precription medicine. If you don't like it, it will wear off, just don't get it again and you're gold.

            however, do NOT get fillers done, because from what research has been coming out over the past few years, the general consensus is that fillers do not break down in the body, and merely migrate when the dermis loses tensity. you will almost certainly need to get them surgically removed, and that shit isn't as easy as just injecting it back out. Though, I understand that recent studies have opened up a method of using some new kind of radio wave mapping to determine where all the filler went so that they can actually suck it back out piece by piece.

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            Realistically, I should just do some type of facial skincare routine. I just wash my face and use face cream occasionally but I think I’ll google men’s skincare or something. I imagine it’s good for you but I’m not putting in the effort of a Botox or similar. I have other stuff I should probably prioritize first like trying to go vegetarian.

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            • A [email protected]

              Do guys get Botox? I’ll admit at my mid 40s, I look like I’m in my mid 40s. I’m too lazy to pursue getting Botox but I like the mental fantasy of magically looking 10 years younger.

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              #35

              Yes, guys get Botox but there are things that are more attractive: handle nose hair, pluck ear hair, trim eyebrows, whiten teeth, remove skin tags, get a decent haircut regularly, work out.

              Edit: look younger, not more attractive! Fuck! Youth ≠ attractiveness.

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                I know this is meant to be loss but also it’s vaguely the shape of a few sex toys I’ve seen

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                  I know this is meant to be loss but also it’s vaguely the shape of a few sex toys I’ve seen

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                  And now I can't unsee it. Well done.

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                  • brunbrun6766@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

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                    How horrifying

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                    • R [email protected]

                      Yes, guys get Botox but there are things that are more attractive: handle nose hair, pluck ear hair, trim eyebrows, whiten teeth, remove skin tags, get a decent haircut regularly, work out.

                      Edit: look younger, not more attractive! Fuck! Youth ≠ attractiveness.

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                      You didn't even say do something about thinning hair, fuck yeah I got this down

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                      • W [email protected]

                        Most botox patients are there for therapeutic reasons; it's a common and (if it works for you) extremely effective treatment for chronic migraines.

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                        Really? Neat.

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                        • anyoldname3@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                          It's not a one-and-done treatment. You need to keep going back, so the doctor's incentivised to make sure you still want to come back.

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                          Keep em trapped with fear of ugliness.

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                          • S [email protected]

                            Hey, maybe some men are into women licking their own eyeballs.

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                            That's not a thing I'm into, but now I'm curious

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                            • K [email protected]

                              I know this is meant to be loss but also it’s vaguely the shape of a few sex toys I’ve seen

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                              Lovense Edge 2!

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                              • brunbrun6766@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

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                                Oh god, it’s like the before and after of ecce homo

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                                • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  Everything's a toxin at a high enough dosage. And even at that dosage they can still be therapeutic. See: chemotherapy, as an extreme example.

                                  With botox specifically, it has applications outside of just making lizard-faces. Off the top of my head, it's used as a treatment for migraines by injecting it into the back of the scalp - any swelling/filling effect it has is concealed by the hair anyway, unless the patient is bald.

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                                  Botox is a paralytic that affects the muscle it's injected into. It does not do anything to skin, it just paralyzes the muscles in your face so you can't make the facial expressions that lead to wrinkles. The migraine prophylaxis treatment is based on the migraines stemming from tension headaches, so if you get headaches from something else, the Botox treatment won't work.

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                                  • W [email protected]

                                    Most botox patients are there for therapeutic reasons; it's a common and (if it works for you) extremely effective treatment for chronic migraines.

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                                    It's effective if your headaches are tension headaches. It works by paralyzing the muscles that pull on your scalp and skull, so if you get headaches from anything besides muscle tension, it's not going to work for you.

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                                    • S [email protected]

                                      Hey, maybe some men are into women licking their own eyeballs.

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                                      Well I am now

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                                      • R [email protected]

                                        Pamela Anderson has had plenty of work done, just better work.

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                                        Some of it is better.

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                                        • tommasz@piefed.socialT [email protected]

                                          No successful Botox doctor is going to be this honest. It's bad for business.

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                                          the OP is a fairly well known stand up. this is a joke

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