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  • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

    A girl I had started dating friend zoned me. I played it off cool saying “wanna just be casual?” (I didn’t wanna just be casual). Almost 4 years later and we’re still together 🙂

    I think the moral of the story is you just have to trust the universe sometimes

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    Are you still friend zoned?

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      Are you still friend zoned?

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      Nope! The friend zone only lasted like two weeks. I think we were meant to be together though. Life can just be a little overwhelming in the moment.

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      • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

        Nope! The friend zone only lasted like two weeks. I think we were meant to be together though. Life can just be a little overwhelming in the moment.

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        Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.

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          "hey I like you"
          "i'm really sorry but i don't see you that way, I just want to be friends"
          "Im glad you said it first. I didn't want to hurt your feelings"

          ???

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            That’s like saying “you can’t fire me, I quit!”. Better to either accept it and be happy to have a good friend, or limit contact with that person if you find it hard to be around them knowing that they’re not romantically/sexually interested.

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            Honest reply is always best:

            "I'm crushed and devasatated and will never recover from this. I shall now retire into obscurity, quiet reflection and resentment."

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            • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

              A girl I had started dating friend zoned me. I played it off cool saying “wanna just be casual?” (I didn’t wanna just be casual). Almost 4 years later and we’re still together 🙂

              I think the moral of the story is you just have to trust the universe sometimes

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              Girl tried to friend zone me. I wasnt having it. I had already fallen hard. I told her that i didnt think i could be friends because my feelings for her would be in the way. If she ever wanted to pursue, give me a call and ill be right there.

              That was 14 years ago. We've been married almost 10 years now

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                Sorry, only choice is to become a goblin.

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                  Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.

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                  Just to be clear, this is not at all what I was suggesting

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                    Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.

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                    My fiancé has the patience of a saint. 8 years before the Stockholm Syndrome took me 😅

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                      "hey I like you"
                      "i'm really sorry but i don't see you that way, I just want to be friends"
                      "Im glad you said it first. I didn't want to hurt your feelings"

                      ???

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                      "hey I like you” “i’m really sorry but i don’t see you that way, I just want to be friends”

                      "Yeah, I really want to be friends with you. Weirdo."

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                        Cut losses. If you find yourself hung up on her, go no contact until you've gotten over it. Too many other partners out there to be hung up on one that is having different feelings.

                        Stay frosty out there, kings and queens.

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                        I was way into a girl and said, "I like you a lot and enjoy our talks, would you like to date me?" She said, "No, not really, but I'd like to still be friends." And I said no thanks. Not because I was being a dick or anything, but I was too in to her to be friends. We drifted apart and both found someone else that was a better match for each of us.

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                        • speculater@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          I was way into a girl and said, "I like you a lot and enjoy our talks, would you like to date me?" She said, "No, not really, but I'd like to still be friends." And I said no thanks. Not because I was being a dick or anything, but I was too in to her to be friends. We drifted apart and both found someone else that was a better match for each of us.

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                          Honestly, this is the best response. If you're out dating to find a partner, it doesn't make sense to stay friends with someone you were interested in, unless you have other interests.

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                            just take the L and move on, don't embarrass yourself. people can see through that bullshit.

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                            • speculater@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              I was way into a girl and said, "I like you a lot and enjoy our talks, would you like to date me?" She said, "No, not really, but I'd like to still be friends." And I said no thanks. Not because I was being a dick or anything, but I was too in to her to be friends. We drifted apart and both found someone else that was a better match for each of us.

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                              username how

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                                I was way into a girl and said, "I like you a lot and enjoy our talks, would you like to date me?" She said, "No, not really, but I'd like to still be friends." And I said no thanks. Not because I was being a dick or anything, but I was too in to her to be friends. We drifted apart and both found someone else that was a better match for each of us.

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                                Sometimes it be like that.

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                                  Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.

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                                  We've only been married for 20 years. How can I be sure she really likes me?

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                                    Dark blue scribble

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                                      I did this after my first girlfriend broke up with me... in middle school. This is insecure adolescent boy behavior, anyone doing this kind of thing as an adult is maladjusted.

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                                        idk man that's just petty

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                                          idk man that's just petty

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                                          Just say 👍 and move on.

                                          If you want to hedgehog your bets, add "If you're not married by 40, call me."

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