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No, you can't use your Costco card as Real ID at the airport, TSA says

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  • return2ozma@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
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    But I went to law school there! And I got my ‘too done at Costco! Now let me on this damn plane!

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    • roserose56@lemmy.caR [email protected]

      Sounds about right! Costco does not issue official Government ID'.
      Ask your self "Would the accept Costco card in another country?".

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      Sounds about right! Costco does not issue official Government ID'.

      They used to. I literally got my passport at a Costco.

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      • roserose56@lemmy.caR [email protected]

        Sounds about right! Costco does not issue official Government ID'.
        Ask your self "Would the accept Costco card in another country?".

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        Technically they would allow it, seeing as costco is a worldwide company.

        Now how you enter that other country is a bit more problematic.

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          this is a rule made for idiots

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          OH! OH! I'M SORRY!!! YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS CARD ALLOWS ME TO BUY 48 GALLON JARS OF MAYONAISE, BUT NOT LET ME FLY OUT OF CLEVELAND BY AIRPLANE TO ANYWHERE ELSE??? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!!!

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          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

            Sounds about right! Costco does not issue official Government ID'.

            They used to. I literally got my passport at a Costco.

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            Used to? That not right! You got it at Costco, but did Costco made it ?

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            • roserose56@lemmy.caR [email protected]

              Used to? That not right! You got it at Costco, but did Costco made it ?

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              Yeah; it used to be something you could get done in the photo department. They take the picture, file the paperwork and print out the passport.

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                Yeah; it used to be something you could get done in the photo department. They take the picture, file the paperwork and print out the passport.

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                I didn't know about that!

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                • return2ozma@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
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                  Welcome to CostCo, I love you.

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                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                    Yeah; it used to be something you could get done in the photo department. They take the picture, file the paperwork and print out the passport.

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                    It’s the Kirkland Passport - it’s actually just a rebranded US passport, but cheaper, and only Costco is allowed to sell it.

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                      It’s the Kirkland Passport - it’s actually just a rebranded US passport, but cheaper, and only Costco is allowed to sell it.

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                      Perfect for when you need to travel in bulk!

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                        Is this the only form of identification you have?

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                        • roserose56@lemmy.caR [email protected]

                          Sounds about right! Costco does not issue official Government ID'.
                          Ask your self "Would the accept Costco card in another country?".

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                          They do at Costco in other countries

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                          • return2ozma@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
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                            By the rights vested in me through the power of Costco....

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                              I’ve seen it work if you can show them a Price Club, Price Costco, and Costco Wholesale card, with the names matching of course. This is know as the 3/4th’s rule, where you show at least 3 out of the 4 known club cards. Google “Costco rule34” for more info. Don’t tell more than one person though, it’s a secret 🤫

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                                Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me

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                                • return2ozma@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
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                                  What about the Costco credit card? Not only does it have a photo but it requires an official credit check.

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                                    Is this the only form of identification you have?

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                                    I know my rights, man.

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                                    • spacecowboy@lemmy.caS [email protected]

                                      I know my rights, man.

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                                      Jerkoff.

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                                      • darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                                        The TSA says the list of acceptable IDs is subject to change without notice.

                                        WTF!?

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                                        Are you new to the TSA?

                                        It's a joke, and literal security theater. They have never prevented anything serious, ever. They fail 90-95% when DHS test their ability to detect weapons.

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                                          TSA is awake enough to notice the wrong ID? Don't they tend to allow a lot of weapons?

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