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Rats are awesome pets. If only they lived longer.
Though I will concede, surprise wild rats would be problematic.
I wish I didn’t have an easier time empathizing with animals than I did people; rats are so friggin’ cute
Hell if I watch an ant long enough I’ll find them cute too. Wiping dirt off their little antennae 🥺
I’m probably gonna die getting bit by a rabid raccoon as I try to pet them.
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Rats are awesome pets. If only they lived longer.
Though I will concede, surprise wild rats would be problematic.
The dichotomy of me: I have always wanted pet rats. I have also lived in a home with a horrible rat infestation. Like, to the point where whole sections of wall have been missing from them chewing them. Keep the food in plastic totes instead of cabinets, and they still chew through the totes. Wild rats, while the same species, are truly horrible to live with them. Not their fault. They're still adorable, intelligent little creatures. But good God does it absolutely suck to have them free ranging themselves in your walls
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ahh rats!
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The dichotomy of me: I have always wanted pet rats. I have also lived in a home with a horrible rat infestation. Like, to the point where whole sections of wall have been missing from them chewing them. Keep the food in plastic totes instead of cabinets, and they still chew through the totes. Wild rats, while the same species, are truly horrible to live with them. Not their fault. They're still adorable, intelligent little creatures. But good God does it absolutely suck to have them free ranging themselves in your walls
Consider mason jars for the pantry. Expensive but sometimes you can get a bunch from craigslist or garage sales or thrift stores.
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Rats are awesome pets. If only they lived longer.
Though I will concede, surprise wild rats would be problematic.
If there's anyrhing scientists are going to make immortal first, it's going to be rats.
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The dichotomy of me: I have always wanted pet rats. I have also lived in a home with a horrible rat infestation. Like, to the point where whole sections of wall have been missing from them chewing them. Keep the food in plastic totes instead of cabinets, and they still chew through the totes. Wild rats, while the same species, are truly horrible to live with them. Not their fault. They're still adorable, intelligent little creatures. But good God does it absolutely suck to have them free ranging themselves in your walls
Like, to the point where whole sections of wall have been missing from them chewing them.
Oh no, not another window!
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maybe they can train them to eat the landlord
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Like, to the point where whole sections of wall have been missing from them chewing them.
Oh no, not another window!
... into the bathroom.
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They trapped me in a room
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At least it's not Joe's apartment.
Rats > Roaches
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Consider mason jars for the pantry. Expensive but sometimes you can get a bunch from craigslist or garage sales or thrift stores.
Oh that was a big part of it. Thankfully, we no longer have to deal with a rat infestation, not in a long time. But I still keep all my mason jars and jelly jars. Lol. Öld habits. They're also great in lieu of Tupperware, and depending on the type and how much you fill them, they're freezer safe. I love my mason jars and cast iron lol
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Oh that was a big part of it. Thankfully, we no longer have to deal with a rat infestation, not in a long time. But I still keep all my mason jars and jelly jars. Lol. Öld habits. They're also great in lieu of Tupperware, and depending on the type and how much you fill them, they're freezer safe. I love my mason jars and cast iron lol
I love it too. Standardized lids and jars make everything so much tidier, and reducing plastic leach is probably a good thing
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They trapped me in a room
a rubber room
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I wish I didn’t have an easier time empathizing with animals than I did people; rats are so friggin’ cute
Hell if I watch an ant long enough I’ll find them cute too. Wiping dirt off their little antennae 🥺
I’m probably gonna die getting bit by a rabid raccoon as I try to pet them.
there are worse ways to go
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Fuck landlords
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Rats are awesome pets. If only they lived longer.
Though I will concede, surprise wild rats would be problematic.
surprise wild rats
Found my new band name.
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Hey man, they’re your rats, not mine.
Either start charging them rent or give me a discount for their upkeep. My rental agreement didn’t include a whole colony of roommates.
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I wish I didn’t have an easier time empathizing with animals than I did people; rats are so friggin’ cute
Hell if I watch an ant long enough I’ll find them cute too. Wiping dirt off their little antennae 🥺
I’m probably gonna die getting bit by a rabid raccoon as I try to pet them.
"Aw, isn't that cute? He's trying to claw my eyes out!"
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At least it's not Joe's apartment.
Rats > Roaches
I lived in a shitty apartment in East Hollywood a few years back. Wish I took a closer look at the cabinetry before moving in because I saw little German roaches in every possible nook and cranny. Little bits of them were smashed up inside hinges, drawer rails, and even underneath the kitchen overhangs. The manager said it was my fault for not thoroughly inspecting the apartment before moving in. He had to concede later when rats decided to move in and shit all over my books. I once found a big fat one chilling on my dining room chair spine and do an unsuccessful jump to the kitchen cabinets before retreating to its hiding hole behind the dishwasher.
Frankly both rats and roaches suck.
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