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      Jesus, it must have been a severe hit if the bird shit itself. This being on the side of a building and not a window is really curious, though! Usually you only see this on reflective surfaces that the bird thinks is open sky. I wonder if a predator was chasing it, for it to collide so strongly with the wall.

      Edit: fuck, I’m dumb, there is a window there, it’s just facing a wall. Reminder that bird window stickers exist!

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      • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

        Jesus, it must have been a severe hit if the bird shit itself. This being on the side of a building and not a window is really curious, though! Usually you only see this on reflective surfaces that the bird thinks is open sky. I wonder if a predator was chasing it, for it to collide so strongly with the wall.

        Edit: fuck, I’m dumb, there is a window there, it’s just facing a wall. Reminder that bird window stickers exist!

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        I heard it once somewhere (so it could be total bullshit), but the birds , who fly into windows, are drunk from overripe berries.

        Ergo, don't forget to put up a poster about drunk driving awareness

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          Jesus, it must have been a severe hit if the bird shit itself. This being on the side of a building and not a window is really curious, though! Usually you only see this on reflective surfaces that the bird thinks is open sky. I wonder if a predator was chasing it, for it to collide so strongly with the wall.

          Edit: fuck, I’m dumb, there is a window there, it’s just facing a wall. Reminder that bird window stickers exist!

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          please tell me what u see, i cant even tell which way is up or down

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            please tell me what u see, i cant even tell which way is up or down

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            The white area at the very bottom of the photo is the windowsill I think, it’s taken from inside looking out at the bird strike.

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            • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

              Jesus, it must have been a severe hit if the bird shit itself. This being on the side of a building and not a window is really curious, though! Usually you only see this on reflective surfaces that the bird thinks is open sky. I wonder if a predator was chasing it, for it to collide so strongly with the wall.

              Edit: fuck, I’m dumb, there is a window there, it’s just facing a wall. Reminder that bird window stickers exist!

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              Dude there was a chipmunk stuck in my enclosed chicken run the other day (door was open)...and I put down a broody hen just outside.

              They both kept on running into the hardware cloth walls.

              But holy shit was that girl proud of herself when she chased away the "threat".

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              • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                Jesus, it must have been a severe hit if the bird shit itself. This being on the side of a building and not a window is really curious, though! Usually you only see this on reflective surfaces that the bird thinks is open sky. I wonder if a predator was chasing it, for it to collide so strongly with the wall.

                Edit: fuck, I’m dumb, there is a window there, it’s just facing a wall. Reminder that bird window stickers exist!

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                I also didn't see the window for the wall, guess I'd crash into it too XD

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                  Hmmm....

                  @[email protected], what story do you see here?

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                    Hmmm....

                    @[email protected], what story do you see here?

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                    Flap flap

                    Whack

                    Fart

                    Splat

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                      I've come to the conclusion that everyone here would also have hit that window, and the bird is justified.

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                        Hmmm....

                        @[email protected], what story do you see here?

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                        You know what birds are predators of?

                        th-3961623908

                        This is revenge of the moths.

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                          bird did cocaine, hit your window and shat itself

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                            I heard it once somewhere (so it could be total bullshit), but the birds , who fly into windows, are drunk from overripe berries.

                            Ergo, don't forget to put up a poster about drunk driving awareness

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                            It’s not bullshit. When I lived in Edmonton, we had a mountain ash tree in our front yard, as did many others along our street. In the winter, the birds would hop from tree to tree, eating the fermented berries, getting more and more blitzed with each bar tree they visited.

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                              Instructions unclear, tied bird by the balls and its spinning, about to hit the garage door again.

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                                Shit happens

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