That would be a lot
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I remember my first 500+ updoot post like it was yesterday:
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:::I guess it's CUNT after all.
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Dude I get pumped for even a few upvotes here, especially if it's something I'm enthusiastic about. That shit goes far with me
I love you dorksAwww we love you too!
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I bought a new hat about 5 years ago. In the first year, I had a young woman tell me she liked my hat (random passerby in a supermarket), but she giggled as she said it. I spent the next long while wondering if she was being genuine and she was just nervous about saying something, or if she was making fun of me and had said it ironically. (She was with someone else, so that seemed to make the latter more likely).
A few months ago, an elderly woman at the pharmacy told me she liked my hat, and that one I knew was genuine.
I haven't left the house without that hat since. Still riding that high, too.
In 2011, I worked at a company that was near a small local sandwich shop, and I'd go in there frequently for lunch. At one point, when I got back to the office, I found that they clerks had written in sharpie on the bag something to the effect of, "You're always so bright and cheery when you come in here, we love your attitude!" Made my year. I still have that bag in a box in the closet.
What kind of hat was it?
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Two people told me the salad I was making at the grocery store salad bar looked good. I was like damn. Iām really good at making salads.
Don't knock yourself down! I'm sure your glitter is great too!
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Dude I get pumped for even a few upvotes here, especially if it's something I'm enthusiastic about. That shit goes far with me
I love you dorksYou silly goose! We love you too.
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If "social media" is telling you that, then stop seeing "social media". Only spend time with those that pump you up.
You are wonderful, just the way you are.
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Come to any part of China that isnt Beijing, Shanghai, Shenzhen. You can be the most average looking American and even in the most scenic locations on the planet random folks will ask to take pictures with you or just of you and tell you youre beautiful.
Can confirm. In Chengdu and Guilin, last week. And right, my only distinguishing feature is being 6 foot, 2 inches.
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If "social media" is telling you that, then stop seeing "social media". Only spend time with those that pump you up.
You are wonderful, just the way you are.
Thanks MN so are you
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Last week at work two different people walked by me at lunch and said āyour sandwiches always look amazingā and I literally canāt shut up about that now.
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Last week at work two different people walked by me at lunch and said āyour sandwiches always look amazingā and I literally canāt shut up about that now.
Tell me everything about your amazing sandwiches
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Last week at work two different people walked by me at lunch and said āyour sandwiches always look amazingā and I literally canāt shut up about that now.
Don't skip sandwich day.
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I bought a new hat about 5 years ago. In the first year, I had a young woman tell me she liked my hat (random passerby in a supermarket), but she giggled as she said it. I spent the next long while wondering if she was being genuine and she was just nervous about saying something, or if she was making fun of me and had said it ironically. (She was with someone else, so that seemed to make the latter more likely).
A few months ago, an elderly woman at the pharmacy told me she liked my hat, and that one I knew was genuine.
I haven't left the house without that hat since. Still riding that high, too.
In 2011, I worked at a company that was near a small local sandwich shop, and I'd go in there frequently for lunch. At one point, when I got back to the office, I found that they clerks had written in sharpie on the bag something to the effect of, "You're always so bright and cheery when you come in here, we love your attitude!" Made my year. I still have that bag in a box in the closet.
There was a lady who came in my store regularly. You could tell she put a lot of work into herself. I mean, it had to take her hours to get ready every morning.
She always seemed so sad. Not rude or anything, just depressed or something.
It took me more than a month to work up the courage to say it, but one day I got the guts and I said, āHey, Iāve been wanting to say this to you but I know how men can be and Iāve stopped myself a hundred times. Iām not hitting on you, Iām married. I just have to tell you that you are one of the most beautiful people I have ever seen in my life and I just love the way you dress and do your makeup. Youāre always a pleasant sight.ā
I never seen that woman with a sad look on her face again.
Had another customer, very old lady. Very hateful. Always in a rush but doing everything so slow. One of the meanest looking people Iāve ever known. I didnāt see her smile for years. She was probably about 85 years old.
One day I said to her, āYou know, youāre one of my absolute favorite customers. Iām always happy to see you coming.ā
She looked up at me with that mean face and flashed a short smile. I had never seen her smile before that. She didnāt say anything, just smiled.
Every time she came in after that sheād be her usual mean looking self, but sheād always smile at me and then go right back to grumbling.
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Tell me everything about your amazing sandwiches
On Sara Lee Artisano bread, in this order:
Yellow mustard
Two slices of oven roasted turkey breast
One slice of cheese (baby Swiss or Gouda)
Another slice of turkey
Another slice of cheese
Green or red leaf lettuce
A thick slice of beefsteak tomato
Onion
MayoI pack the lettuce tomato and onion in a separate zip top bag and add them to the sandwich right before eating it. Makes all the difference.
I randomly made this the first time I actually took my lunch to work and at the first bite was like āFUCK thatās a good sandwichā and Iāve taken the exact same thing every day for weeks now.
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I briefly tried making YouTube videos (didnāt really stop for any reason other than my usual inability to stick with anything) and when I got a handful of views and comments my reaction was āwait who the fuck is watching this?ā
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Every Monday night I do a radio show. Most weeks I get about 15 people listening, and have had to work really hard to stay at a place where I'm happy that it's as many as that.
Time is fleeting, we don't get back what we've used, so it blows my mind that 15 people choose to spend two hours of their week listening to my bullshit. Sure, I'd like it to be more, but I'll take what I can get.
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I don't have to imagine. I'm sure almost 15 people have complimented my appearance over the course of my entire life.
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On Sara Lee Artisano bread, in this order:
Yellow mustard
Two slices of oven roasted turkey breast
One slice of cheese (baby Swiss or Gouda)
Another slice of turkey
Another slice of cheese
Green or red leaf lettuce
A thick slice of beefsteak tomato
Onion
MayoI pack the lettuce tomato and onion in a separate zip top bag and add them to the sandwich right before eating it. Makes all the difference.
I randomly made this the first time I actually took my lunch to work and at the first bite was like āFUCK thatās a good sandwichā and Iāve taken the exact same thing every day for weeks now.
It's the cheese, man.
Incredible how much switching from kraft American ups your sandwich game.
I'm partial to havarti myself.
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Dude I get pumped for even a few upvotes here, especially if it's something I'm enthusiastic about. That shit goes far with me
I love you dorkswrote on last edited by [email protected]I hide the votes, just because I get a little tilted whenever I get driveby downvoted, but the nice comments mean the world to me. Like one person replying affirmatively is worth a thousand votes.
EDIT also, love ya you spoony worlder!
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Every Monday night I do a radio show. Most weeks I get about 15 people listening, and have had to work really hard to stay at a place where I'm happy that it's as many as that.
Time is fleeting, we don't get back what we've used, so it blows my mind that 15 people choose to spend two hours of their week listening to my bullshit. Sure, I'd like it to be more, but I'll take what I can get.
Every week you have 15 people sitting in a circle hanging on your every word for two whole hours. And they keep coming back. Thatās a lot of good friends, man! If they were there in person weād all wonder if you were a cult leader.
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I don't have to imagine. I'm sure almost 15 people have complimented my appearance over the course of my entire life.
Look at Mr George Clooney over here
