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      Think of it this way:
      Nobody wants to use the gas station bathroom, this means that the worst cases of explosive diarrhea are necessary for usage, rendering it even dirtier

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        A gas station has a very eerie ring to it now that America is basically nazi.

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          Why destroy your own one? Don't have to clean the public toilet.

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            A gas station has a very eerie ring to it now that America is basically nazi.

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              Why destroy your own one? Don't have to clean the public toilet.

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              Technically it’s private property even if the public can use it

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                I once saw a trucker stick his ass out of his truck in the parking lot of a gas station and let loose right then and there. Must've been the roller dogs, you just rent them things.

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                  Once when I was a kid I drank a 2 liter bottle of coke on a road trip and was busting to pee. Like a Linux user wanting say they use arch. We finally stopped at a gas station and I let er rip. Felt so relieved, felt human again. Started walking back to the car, the color left my face and my lips started tingling because they were so dry, realized there was a second piss tsunami aftershock forming. So I ran back to the the bathroom. But the thing is, my mum saw me walking back to the car after my de'piss'ot. Then when she looked up again I was gone. She thought someone stole me.

                  And that's when I learned how much my mum loved me. Enough to hug and kiss me crying in a gas station parking lot but not enough to say 'you probably shouldn't drink 2 liters of coke straight from the bottle'

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                    Wacken 2025

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                      Ugghh, of course I'd see this to start the week. I begin my colonoscopy prep 😒

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                        Ugghh, of course I'd see this to start the week. I begin my colonoscopy prep 😒

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                        Hope everything comes out alright.

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                          Wacken 2025

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                          Only 2025?

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                            Ugghh, of course I'd see this to start the week. I begin my colonoscopy prep 😒

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                            Colonoscopies aren't the number one medical procedure, but they're right up there!

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                              Ugghh, of course I'd see this to start the week. I begin my colonoscopy prep 😒

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                              You getting sedated or gonna watch "the millenium falcon work it's way through the asteroid tunnels?"

                              I found it fascinating

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                                Colonoscopies aren't the number one medical procedure, but they're right up there!

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                                Slow clap 👏

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                                  As someone who worked at a gas station for many years, I definitely don't miss this. For some reason the Women's room was always consistently bad (I assume because they all hovered) while the Men's room was relatively easy to clean.

                                  But every week or so there was something like the image in the Men's room that made me regret being born. I'm sure there's a lesson in there about outliers messing up the average or something.

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                                    You getting sedated or gonna watch "the millenium falcon work it's way through the asteroid tunnels?"

                                    I found it fascinating

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                                    Hmm, if the option to watch a digital snake eat my ass... I'll stay awake(sedated).... I ❤️ medical stuff, duh.

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                                      As someone who worked at a gas station for many years, I definitely don't miss this. For some reason the Women's room was always consistently bad (I assume because they all hovered) while the Men's room was relatively easy to clean.

                                      But every week or so there was something like the image in the Men's room that made me regret being born. I'm sure there's a lesson in there about outliers messing up the average or something.

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                                      As a man who recently took a long road trip, I don’t believe you. The men’s room floor is always coated in piss.

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                                        I got the Sheetz at Sheetz.

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                                          I mean, if anyone's going to invent drive-through ethnic cleansing camps, it's America.

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