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    I thought most singers preferred big black microphones.

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      'The giant' means 'very very big' in spanish

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      • bananaisaberry@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

        Why are you so offended by the word pussy.

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        It wasn't even used as an insult here, just a factual remark, lol. Talk about sensitive, jeez.

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        • mcbenavides85@piefed.socialM [email protected]

          32 year old that still sounds like and tries to look like a 16 year old.

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          Sex sells, and infantilization plus sex even more so! That's Sabrina Carpenter's whole schtick, lol.

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            Ariante Gigante

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            • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]
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              Everything I have ever read about Andre tells me that he was one of the sweetest, nicest, most amazing people to ever live. And he was French, so consider that.

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              • draegur@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

                No.
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                FUCKING.

                Did.
                NOT.

                your "joke" isn't funny.

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                I chuckled 🤷

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                  It wasn't even used as an insult here, just a factual remark, lol. Talk about sensitive, jeez.

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                  All users with 88 in their username should be met with hostility regardless of comment content

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                    All users with 88 in their username should be met with hostility regardless of comment content

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                    What's wrong with being born in 1988?

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                      Sex sells, and infantilization plus sex even more so! That's Sabrina Carpenter's whole schtick, lol.

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                      Sabrina Carpenter’s got massive schtick’s that I would love to motorboat.

                      What do you have against strong, independent and successful women like Sabrina Carpenter and Zendaya?

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                        All users with 88 in their username should be met with hostility regardless of comment content

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                        What you are offended by the 88th division?

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                        • fenririii@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                          Everything I have ever read about Andre tells me that he was one of the sweetest, nicest, most amazing people to ever live. And he was French, so consider that.

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                          And he’s the inspiration behind Shrek

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                          • fenririii@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                            Everything I have ever read about Andre tells me that he was one of the sweetest, nicest, most amazing people to ever live. And he was French, so consider that.

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                            He also had a posse.

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                              Andre de Grande?

                              Arianna Giant?

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                              Andre the Grande

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                              • draegur@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

                                No.
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                                FUCKING.

                                Did.
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                                your "joke" isn't funny.

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                                Error 451: Unavailable for legal reasons.

                                Alt link

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                                • fenririii@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                  Everything I have ever read about Andre tells me that he was one of the sweetest, nicest, most amazing people to ever live. And he was French, so consider that.

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                                  What is better, to be born not-French, or to overcome your French nature through great effort?

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                                    He also had a posse.

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                                    Shhh, that's personal

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                                      Is that Ninel Siliconde?

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                                        I absolutely recommend everyone watch the ariana grande segment of Pete Davidsons stand-up it's fucking hilarious about the double standards

                                        https://youtu.be/x0QuYvafkoU

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                                          Both have a great gift for rhyme...

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                                          Fi Fa Fo Fum

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