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    fuck you

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    If I pressed the button you would

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      I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

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        The small print here is that if you become your waifu it's just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.

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        It’s a yes or no question bud

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          Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?

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          One button press. Independent outcome. You could have both but hit the 25% chance nothing happens.

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            Anime wife. I think.

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            Body pillow with Anime character on it. Apparently guys buys thls as a fuck pillow.

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              I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

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              I'm so sorry that happened to you

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                What exactly is a waifu?

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                A character, most commonly from anime, that the person is obsessed with and would love to move to real life to marry.

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                  Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I've never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I'll get the Bijin Warmaiden's mod with cbbe if it happens.

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                  First time I see people choosing Lydia. For most, it is Serana all the time

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                  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]

                    Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?

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                    That character is from the game Another Chance, which in the grand scheme of porn games is pretty decent. Now that's primarily because 90% of porn games suck, but I digress. The guy who makes the game likes to promote it anywhere he can on Reddit with memes like this one, or other pretty basic memes but replaced with characters from the game. Then when people ask who the characters are he can shill

                    I don't find it to be any worse than onlyfans promo, but I like porn games 🤷

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                      That character is from the game Another Chance, which in the grand scheme of porn games is pretty decent. Now that's primarily because 90% of porn games suck, but I digress. The guy who makes the game likes to promote it anywhere he can on Reddit with memes like this one, or other pretty basic memes but replaced with characters from the game. Then when people ask who the characters are he can shill

                      I don't find it to be any worse than onlyfans promo, but I like porn games 🤷

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                      Ah, okay the reaction makes sense then. I honestly just took it as a shitpost.

                      As someone who's never had that much interest in the genre it didn't immediately scream porn game to me. Could just as well have been a Jehovas Witnesses cartoon.

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                        That character is from the game Another Chance, which in the grand scheme of porn games is pretty decent. Now that's primarily because 90% of porn games suck, but I digress. The guy who makes the game likes to promote it anywhere he can on Reddit with memes like this one, or other pretty basic memes but replaced with characters from the game. Then when people ask who the characters are he can shill

                        I don't find it to be any worse than onlyfans promo, but I like porn games 🤷

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                        Honestly I can kinda respect advertising that goes for a slow play and isn’t overtly in your face.

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                          Honestly I can kinda respect advertising that goes for a slow play and isn’t overtly in your face.

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                          Well, like the onlyfans girls a lot of places have rules against direct self promotion. So you can post nudes, have links to onlyfans in your profile, but can't make a post directly to onlyfans. So this guy does basically the same thing, I don't know how noble he actually is

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                            the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance

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                                Body pillow with Anime character on it. Apparently guys buys thls as a fuck pillow.

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                                No. You can get an anime body pillow, and it might be of your waifu, but they are separate things. Not all waifus are body pillows.

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                                  Am apagender, so sure.

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                                    First time I see people choosing Lydia. For most, it is Serana all the time

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                                    She's too full of herself and pushy. I'd take Jordis the Sword-Maiden (the blonde housecarl in Solitude) over Serana or Lydia any day.

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                                      But do I become her and then have to be married to myself?

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                                        50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu

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                                          But do I become her and then have to be married to myself?

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                                          I'd be fine with this.

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