ill take a double scoop
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This is why I always carry one with me, also some tools, I have been repeatedly asked to stop installing them by friends, family and the local pubs, but fuck it, you can't tell me what to do.
As a Crohns sufferer, you are doing the Lord's work
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I-is Japan okay... simultaneously being grossed out by toilet paper and it's a coin-flip whether they use the bidet T_T
Previously, we conducted a survey of electric bidet use among Japanese community-dwelling residents and found that 55% (2,724/4,952) of the respondents washed the anus either before or after defecation[10]. [...]
In a survey of bidet use in 575 outpatients conducted by Yano et al.[11], 349 (61%) washed the anus at every defecation and 75 (13%) did so occasionally. [...]
In a survey of college students, 34% (47/139) of the female students and 44% (43/98) of their male counterparts reported using the washing function of bidet toilets[12].
Overall, approximately half of the population washed the anus before or after defecation.
Tsunoda, Akira. 2021. "Bidet Toilet Use May Cause Anal Symptoms and Nosocomial Infection." Journal of the Anus, Rectum and Colon 5(4), p. 336. Tokyo: The Japan Society of Coloproctology. https://doi.org/10.23922/jarc.2021-027
Brother eww.
Also, why would I wash it before? What purpose does that even have when I'm shitting all over it literally 2 seconds later?
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I-is Japan okay... simultaneously being grossed out by toilet paper and it's a coin-flip whether they use the bidet T_T
Previously, we conducted a survey of electric bidet use among Japanese community-dwelling residents and found that 55% (2,724/4,952) of the respondents washed the anus either before or after defecation[10]. [...]
In a survey of bidet use in 575 outpatients conducted by Yano et al.[11], 349 (61%) washed the anus at every defecation and 75 (13%) did so occasionally. [...]
In a survey of college students, 34% (47/139) of the female students and 44% (43/98) of their male counterparts reported using the washing function of bidet toilets[12].
Overall, approximately half of the population washed the anus before or after defecation.
Tsunoda, Akira. 2021. "Bidet Toilet Use May Cause Anal Symptoms and Nosocomial Infection." Journal of the Anus, Rectum and Colon 5(4), p. 336. Tokyo: The Japan Society of Coloproctology. https://doi.org/10.23922/jarc.2021-027
...That's worse, gimme a country where everyone wipes with toilet paper, rather than a country where roughly half the population are walking around with shit in their trousers.
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And bidets splatter you feces all over your butt cheeks.
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I was there too. I don't know what stuck with me more: your actions or James Cameron's expression. I watched him a little afterwards too, the poor guy didn't even finish his Grand Slamwich.
But did you finish?
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Brother eww.
Also, why would I wash it before? What purpose does that even have when I'm shitting all over it literally 2 seconds later?
You're calling it "washing before", some of us call it "warm water pre evacuation lubrication". We are not the same.
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I remember talking to two Japanese young lads about 20 years ago, and they thought the idea of toilet paper was disgusting. Smearing/smudging your own shit allover your inner ass cheeks.
That opened my eyes wide. I was a couple of years younger, but they spoke frankly and didn't hide anything
I lived in West Africa where there was no TP at all. People used pieces of millet stalks to scrape the big bits, then wash anything else away with your left hand and water. It actually does a good job.
TP is objectively weird and inherently the least good job of any way other than doing nothing at all. You just grew up like that and don't know what the alternatives are and how many of them are much better.
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You're calling it "washing before", some of us call it "warm water pre evacuation lubrication". We are not the same.
Y'all need some fiber.
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Oh look, a meme created by a man, who promptly ignored the more frequent use for toilet paper employed by 50% of the population
Yes, because using toilet paper as a condome so you dont infect yourself while scooping urine with your hands is much different.
Also, if we take it very seriously, toilet paper just replaces the tongue of someone else in both Cases.
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And bidets splatter you feces all over your butt cheeks.
Nothing wrong with either from a hygene standpoint.You just don’t know how to use a bidet.
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Good thing all toilets everywhere have bidets
wrote last edited by [email protected]I have a spare empty water bottle and a travel-sized container of liquid soap in my bag so I can wash when there’s no bidet.
There are also travel bidets that are specifically designed for that purpose.
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Brother eww.
Also, why would I wash it before? What purpose does that even have when I'm shitting all over it literally 2 seconds later?
I have one of the sprayer handle bidets, and I will often rinse off my balls and taint first. That way they can dry while I take a shit.
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Only the sticky kind.
is there any other kind?
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No it's not. It's a bum dryer.
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Good thing all toilets everywhere have bidets
They can
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I had a girlfriend who made fun of me for washing in the tub after I wipe, I think she was just jealous that I had a cleaner asshole.
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They can
They don't
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I had a girlfriend who made fun of me for washing in the tub after I wipe, I think she was just jealous that I had a cleaner asshole.
no wonder she wanted to skip anus inspection day
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no wonder she wanted to skip anus inspection day
Oh fuck I forgot Anus Inspection Day! Any ideas for last minute gifts?
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I have one of the sprayer handle bidets, and I will often rinse off my balls and taint first. That way they can dry while I take a shit.
I actually never figured out how to use those.
