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    ffmpeg command lines are straight up black magic.

    Anyone who understands them is not to be trusted.

    It's even worse than tar.

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      Im listening

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      https://tenor.com/L8Qq.gif

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      • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

        ffmpeg command lines are straight up black magic.

        Anyone who understands them is not to be trusted.

        It's even worse than tar.

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        GNU tar is easy and straight-forward.

        It's also completely incompatible with any other Unix, but then, what difference does it make is nobody can use them?

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          Force Feminisation male pregnancy

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          ffmpreg?

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            https://tenor.com/L8Qq.gif

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            I was hoping for this gif:

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            • dditty@lemm.eeD [email protected]

              When I took a geometry test in eighth grade, I got a point deducted because I wrote ASS instead of SSA (side-side-angle) when calculating angles and side lengths of a triangle. Still got the right answer though

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              Oh, wonderful, teachers who punish kids for being kids and/or making mistakes.

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                Are you a tits or FFMPEG filter documentation on section 11.5 man?

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                • mobotsar@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                  Pages are fractional now?

                  Man, I really gotta get with the times...

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                  The bible is an old western book that orders itself so

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                  • appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.comA [email protected]

                    I was hoping for this gif:

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                    lol that's a good one too. And thanks to your comment, now I know how to properly do GIFs.

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                      lol that's a good one too. And thanks to your comment, now I know how to properly do GIFs.

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                      • undefined@lemmy.hogru.chU [email protected]

                        I wonder why “great” and “sword” need to be Katakana

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                        They transliterated it as English: “Great” being written like “Go Ra To” or something similar instead of using the Kanji 大 pronounced as “Dai”. Same with Sword, they wrote it like “Sa Do” or something, instead of 剣 pronounced as “Ken”.

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                          Are you a tits or FFMPEG filter documentation on section 11.5 man?

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                          Please refer to section 8008S.

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                            They transliterated it as English: “Great” being written like “Go Ra To” or something similar instead of using the Kanji 大 pronounced as “Dai”. Same with Sword, they wrote it like “Sa Do” or something, instead of 剣 pronounced as “Ken”.

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                            I know, but why? Not trying to be a hater but why not just use the native words?

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                              Loanwords

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                              I know, but why? Not trying to be a hater but why not just use the native words?

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                                • undefined@lemmy.hogru.chU [email protected]

                                  I know, but why? Not trying to be a hater but why not just use the native words?

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                                  Same reason some English people will use Japanese words? I don't know.

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                                    Same reason some English people will use Japanese words? I don't know.

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                                    Then why respond?

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                                    • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                                      ffmpeg command lines are straight up black magic.

                                      Anyone who understands them is not to be trusted.

                                      It's even worse than tar.

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                                      The biggest pain in the ass I've dealt with was using a directshow lib to implement flash on a new camera we were supporting for a desktop application. Working with a device graph and pins is beyond frustrating. We're porting functionality to the Web and my dev working on the camera just needed to call capture image to trigger the flash.

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                                        GNU tar is easy and straight-forward.

                                        It's also completely incompatible with any other Unix, but then, what difference does it make is nobody can use them?

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                                        A more complex but more commonly used program is rsync

                                        rsync -rav /home/user/Documents /mnt/usbdrive is treated differently than rsync -rav /home/user/Documents/ /mnt/usbdrive which is different than rsync -rav /home/user/Documents /mnt/usbdrive/ which is different than rsync -rav /home/user/Documents/ /mnt/usbdrive/

                                        It's a great tool for making copies onto drives, even servers. But man you have to double check how each folder path is laid out, otherwise it'll write the files of one folder to the main drive, unorganized.

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                                        • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                                          ffmpeg command lines are straight up black magic.

                                          Anyone who understands them is not to be trusted.

                                          It's even worse than tar.

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                                          If they know Regex, assume you are in Sarumans tower and held captive until a hawk comes in.

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