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    AKA Twinkpad

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    I just got one for work, and I kept giggling to myself because of this

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      I just got one for work, and I kept giggling to myself because of this

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      Here you go, source material!

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        So tempted to send this to my gf but I'm going to get roasted alive. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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        • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

          So other than clit-mouse, what's the actual name of the nubbin thingy?

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          https://xkcd.com/243/

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            Controller innovation is dead in the water because familiarity 😞

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            I have a NeoGeo pocket color. That clicky joystick is the absolute best directional input I think I’ve ever used. A shame it never got adopted in the wider gaming community. But I think the Lenovo nubbin would be great as a thumb pad.

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              The love nub

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                it's true, lesbian confirmed

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                • codeblooded@programming.devC [email protected]

                  I have never once understood these sock references and jokes. Never seen a programmer wearing thigh high socks. Never associated socks with specific programming languages.

                  What’s the punch that I’m missing here?

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                  Basically there is a stereotype that a lot of trans girls are programmers, and thigh high socks are a stereotype of trans girls along with blahaj ownership as well. There are a lot of chasers on 4chan and some trans folks as well. Therefore some anon shopped a picture of an Amazon listing to say "programming socks" to poke fun at the two stereotypes. People embraced it so much that the socks started showing up on Amazon when you search "programming socks". As for a specific programming language, I have seen Rust associated with trans women.

                  I for one don't think estrogen has made me better at coding at all. I tried to do Rustlings before and didn't have time to follow through with it, but maybe I should give it another go.

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                    So tempted to send this to my gf but I'm going to get roasted alive. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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                    Consider it a moment for light hearted constructive criticism

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                      https://xkcd.com/243/

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                      I too, prefer them to touchpads.

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                        Embedded.

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                        You forgot to add the hover text.

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                          Now I want to know how different distros measure up in unix socks per 1000 users or something. I have a feeling that Debian has a higher total number, but NixOS a higher percentage, maybe?

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                          I use both Debian and Arch. Now give me some good socks.
                          Why are all of them so tight?

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                            I am the C.L.I.T. Commander!

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                            I MAKE THAT SHIT WORK!

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                            • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                              So other than clit-mouse, what's the actual name of the nubbin thingy?

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                              We always called them mouse nipples.

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                                Why would you lick your Thinkpad?

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