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  • thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzT [email protected]

    This makes me want to implement a programming language as an alternate tabletop magic system. Maybe give my players runes to experiment with and let them figure out it's a programming language.

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    Someone was posting a week or two ago having done something kinda like that. Something to do with magic circles or similar, looked rad.

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      Vibe Casting

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        “Hi spellGPT make me a teleportation spell to DragonLanding. Provide accurate incantation and ensure that the destination is safe and free from any magical barriers or hostile creatures before I arrive.”

        creates a portal to hell

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        • thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzT [email protected]

          This makes me want to implement a programming language as an alternate tabletop magic system. Maybe give my players runes to experiment with and let them figure out it's a programming language.

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          Already have a Minecraft mod like that based off an anime with that premise. You program magic spells into a gun.

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          • thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzT [email protected]

            This makes me want to implement a programming language as an alternate tabletop magic system. Maybe give my players runes to experiment with and let them figure out it's a programming language.

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            Give them Noita programmable spells and wait for them to TPK

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              Vibe Casting

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              Not precarious enough. Vibe casting would be like summoning an imp for a few minutes with instructions to work on the big spell, summon another imp and tell it to do the same.

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                "... [it] isn't actually necessary... the whole spell falls apart without it for some reason."

                That's peak cargo cult programming spellcasting right there.

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                I had some commented out test methods. I deleted them. The program failed to compile. I put the test methods back, still commented out. Worked fine.

                I don't question the machine spirits.

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                  “Hi spellGPT make me a teleportation spell to DragonLanding. Provide accurate incantation and ensure that the destination is safe and free from any magical barriers or hostile creatures before I arrive.”

                  creates a portal to hell

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                  SpellGPT is an archdemon, and it's pronounced as written, not as an acronym.

                  Presumably it offers money, sex and power as bait instead of on-demand fanfics and light conversation, because fiction isn't that dumb.

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                    What would be the equivalent of this in magic?

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                      What would be the equivalent of this in magic?

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                      A potential ley line blockage that's cleared by a ritual performed every winter solstice by a hobbyist spellcaster who lives on a farm in the middle of nowhere?

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                      • thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzT [email protected]

                        This makes me want to implement a programming language as an alternate tabletop magic system. Maybe give my players runes to experiment with and let them figure out it's a programming language.

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                        I think Ra has a magic casting system that is a programming language.

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                          Already have a Minecraft mod like that based off an anime with that premise. You program magic spells into a gun.

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                          Link for those that are interested:
                          https://modrinth.com/mod/psi

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