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  • M [email protected]

    Failing your local compilation due to linter problems is just stupid.

    Sending "temporary" changes into your CI pipeline isn't even stupid, it's borderline malicious.

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    Sending “temporary” changes into your CI pipeline isn’t even stupid, it’s borderline malicious.

    No? “Hey customer, I’ve deployed the changes you requested to the staging area. Is this what you had in mind? Keep in mind it only looks good and isn’t fully functional yet.”

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    • M [email protected]

      We have linting set up in our codebase, I had to switch and focus on one half of our project, and I nearly lost my mind when I came back to the other side and realized that every time someone said they were 'addressing linting issues', that actually meant they were putting eslint-disable everywhere until the pipeline stopped complaining.

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      I might get physical in that sitiation. And I'm very tame.

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        Move over vibe coding, we vibe reviewing now

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        Copilot does do reviews in Github now. And they're decent actually, in my experience.

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          The Trade Federation greatly appreciates useful imports.

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          • J [email protected]

            Sounds like a perfectly normal take.

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            Really, OP might have had the hot one with "unnecessary imports sitting around are fine".

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            • C [email protected]

              Move over vibe coding, we vibe reviewing now

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              Yeah code rabbit does a decent job of pointing out things you may have missed.

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                Really, OP might have had the hot one with "unnecessary imports sitting around are fine".

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                ...if only that were the case.

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                • C [email protected]

                  Move over vibe coding, we vibe reviewing now

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                  #33

                  Next what?
                  Vibe marketing?
                  Then vibe selling and vibe buying?
                  Then vibe using?
                  Because software is now made out of AI, by AI, for AI?

                  So now, if your AI user likes the program that your AI buyer bought, it will inject some dopamine in your bloodstream, giving you the vibes, while you lay on your bed?

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                  • K [email protected]

                    Competent people vs incompetent people.

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                    Also, slightly less competent ppl vs slightly more competent ppl.

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                    • entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.orgE [email protected]

                      This. Commenting out code is bad practice

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                      Yeah, I stopped using comments as a code ON/OFF switch when I started using git.
                      But then I handed over my project to someone without OCD and now the repo is full of code inside comments.


                      And because I don't use git stash properly enough, in some projects, my stash is 3+ stacks long, with almost the same changes in each of the stashed entries.

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                      • U [email protected]

                        Next what?
                        Vibe marketing?
                        Then vibe selling and vibe buying?
                        Then vibe using?
                        Because software is now made out of AI, by AI, for AI?

                        So now, if your AI user likes the program that your AI buyer bought, it will inject some dopamine in your bloodstream, giving you the vibes, while you lay on your bed?

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                        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nMuh33BMZYY

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