OpenAI supremo Sam Altman says he 'doesn't know how' he would have taken care of his baby without the help of ChatGPT
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Sam Altman: "My baby won't stop crying, what can I do?"
ChatGPT: "Have you tried violently shaking it?"
Did you turn it off and on again?
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Did you turn it off and on again?
I turned it off but now it won’t turn on again.
I tried plugging it in. What now?
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A lot of people read books and or websites when having a kid.
Not all people are taught parenting correctly by familyHe's a bit hyperbolic because this is an advertisement message, but it does not make him a bad human or parent.
Stop reacting only with emotion. Use reason too. Then apply emotion with loving kindness. Become better.
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It is difficult to maintain polite discourse and validate people's feelings of discomfort. Thank you.
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Sam Altman: "My baby won't stop crying, what can I do?"
ChatGPT: "Have you tried violently shaking it?"
Sam Altman: "My baby feels cold, what can I do to warm them?"
ChatGPT: "I see that you have a baby that feels cold and you want to warm them. In my instruction I assume, your house has a kitchen with either gas or electricity suplied..."
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I turned it off but now it won’t turn on again.
I tried plugging it in. What now?
If this doesn't work, call the support number it should be I̴͚̕n̵̺̓s̴͚͐i̷̜͒d̶̡̆e̶̥͗ ̸͖̌t̴̥͆ẖ̷͌e̵͕͘ ̴̝̿s̷̫̔ḵ̷͠ȗ̴͜l̶̢̒ĺ̷̹
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Holy shit we are definitely living in a satire simulation running as a VR experience for people living in a less funny but just as brutal reality.
Like holy shit you can't write this shit, this has got to have people at The Onion quaking in their papery and layered exteriors.
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You know what? I believe him.
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I wonder why all the tech bros are completely off their rockers.
I don't. I'm sure of it.
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Altman reminds of all those robot Zuckerberg memes.
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A lot of people read books and or websites when having a kid.
Not all people are taught parenting correctly by familyHe's a bit hyperbolic because this is an advertisement message, but it does not make him a bad human or parent.
Stop reacting only with emotion. Use reason too. Then apply emotion with loving kindness. Become better.
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Reacting emotionally to serial liars seems fair to me. Sam Altman can fuck off
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A lot of people read books and or websites when having a kid.
Not all people are taught parenting correctly by familyHe's a bit hyperbolic because this is an advertisement message, but it does not make him a bad human or parent.
Stop reacting only with emotion. Use reason too. Then apply emotion with loving kindness. Become better.
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I'm not empathetic with psychos like him, especially when he's not seeking therapy and wants to destroy the world instead.
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ChatGPT prompt : “How do you make arrangements to have a live in nanny to take care of your child?”
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It just goes to show. Financial success doesn't equal a good person (or parent, in this case)
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I wonder why all the tech bros are completely off their rockers.
Power does things to people
So does an insular community
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I mean it's fair enough. It's not like anyone has ever done it before. There is literally no information available about this uniquely modern process.
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I wonder why all the tech bros are completely off their rockers.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Lack of empathy, born with golden spoons in their mouths
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Imagine waking up one day and admitting to the world that you are that goddamned fucking useless of a human being? Mind boggling.
You have to understand that like 50% of the American population are even more useless than him.
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Imagine waking up one day and admitting to the world that you are that goddamned fucking useless of a human being? Mind boggling.
oh dude, my brother and sister in law have this story they like to tell about me where they abandoned their three year old child at a park because they expected me to be there. they never contacted me about watching or caring for their kid, i just busked there every other thursday. i had a doctor's appointment so i wasn't there. the way they tell it, i'm the villain (their neighbor found their child wandering around the park and brought them home. apparently i'm at fault for being 30 miles away the entire time) but, uh, they really like the story.
my brother does not know why his circle of friends keeps shrinking.
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It just goes to show. Financial success doesn't equal a good person (or parent, in this case)
Pretty sure it's an inverse correlation or maybe a bell curve with some outliers on either end.
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then why even have a baby? the joy of caring for that child--of experiencing fatherhood--is a big reason for having babies.
not taking steps to learn how to be a father is like buying a hog and slapping training wheels on it. you're never going to get to really enjoy that ride.