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  • rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

    You might have just crossed off the central box

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    I get what you are sayin, but it was not an advertisement since I am acting as a citizen, not an employee. I wanted to actually share that I was proud of my bosses for doing things the way they should. If we don't share the ones that behave right, they will all vanish because it is not as profitable to behave right as it is to abuse customers and employees. I would encourage anyone who works somewhere that acts with honor and respect to share it and offer proof of why it is true. Laude the laudable, ya know? We do a good job of calling out the pieces of shit, but not for offering alternatives.

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    • dullbananas@lemmy.caD [email protected]

      Where is the source code?

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      Just wanting to make sure I understand your position, only open source code can be ethical?

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        Just wanting to make sure I understand your position, only open source code can be ethical?

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        Yes. Libre to be exact.

        https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/free-sw.en.html

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          skynut will 100% be a thing meta makes

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            That's a really poor metric, because that encompasses many salaried jobs.

            But yes, it's ultimately just about whether or not you are selling your time for money, or if you have acquired enough money to exploit the labor of others to make yourself more money without doing anything yourself.

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            Most people with salaried jobs are not rich

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              This is fucking hilarious

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                You completely forgot:
                "Actually just monetizes somethign that already existed for free"
                Though I guess Ads is already the free space.

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                But it's new and better! Just ask our huge team of three programmers and thirty marketing geniuses.

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                • dullbananas@lemmy.caD [email protected]

                  Yes. Libre to be exact.

                  https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/free-sw.en.html

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                  That is interesting and a bit anarcho, and I will not say I disagree, but I am of two minds given my distinct role on both sides of the line. We have made some of our code public, but there are privacy and security concerns given we are handling people's personal data and private artwork, so exposing the whole codebase exposes potential security flaws, so keeping parts closed source makes sense. Balancing people's privacy has to be a consideration as well when dealing with offering services.

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                    What apps only work for straight white guys?

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                    Plenty of stuff that works much better for white guys that speak English and with the right accent, because that's who they are mostly trained on (image/speech recognition, spell check and translation, lots of medical stuff but that's not very tech). Not sure about straight.

                    Edit: oh the image said cis, not straight. That's easier.

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                    • yessikg@lemmy.blahaj.zoneY [email protected]

                      Most people with salaried jobs are not rich

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                      That's what I'm saying.

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                        My code only gets me one square 😞

                        (Doesn't work)

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                          So if someone says Windows, everybody gets a Bingo somehow?

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                            Somewhat unrelated but… can anyone define "rich"? How much money before one is deemed rich? Where is the line drawn between rich and non-rich?

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                            Bought the gov means you're rich.

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                              The "bug causes death" thing can be ticked for everything safety critical. Starts with the small electronics in an elevator.

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                              Are they making elevators without mechanical fail-safes now?

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                              • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                I'm sure there are none, straight white guys are just a favorite villain around here.

                                I can think of a tech that doesn't work as well on black people though: Pulse oximeters. A pulse oximeter works by shining two wavelengths of light through your finger to measure the amount of oxygen in your blood. It also sees your blood come and go with your pulse, so it can detect your heart rate. Well get this: melanin blocks light. A black man's finger is more opaque than a white man's finger, so optical pulse oximeters have been known to fail to detect hypoxia in dark skinned people. This problem has been known since the 70's, and continues to be a problem to the present day. Because you know what happened recently? A global pandemic of a respiratory disease. Pulse oximeters failed to detect hypoxia in more black patients than white patients, who then weren't given supplemental oxygen. So why in the last 50 years hasn't that been addressed?

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                                Dating apps and similar with insufficient moderation come to mind, or even ones that effectively paywall dickpics and harassment instead of removing it.

                                For gender nonconforming people, lots of forms.

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                                  Nearly got bingo with FOSS apps. Specifically used to avoid paying big corporations (Spotify, Netflix, google)

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                                  Shoot. Maybe someone's card is in the right order.

                                  Destroys well-paying jobs has been a major public issue since the mechanical loom was invented in 17whatever. I like mechanical looms. I think there's varying opinion even on here about which squares are actually bad and which are just whining.

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                                    do i create a new tech alt on some short form content site? or is there an intended way to use the bingo board

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                                      Dating apps and similar with insufficient moderation come to mind, or even ones that effectively paywall dickpics and harassment instead of removing it.

                                      For gender nonconforming people, lots of forms.

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                                      I'm not convinced dating apps work for anyone in any way.

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                                        The "bug causes death" thing can be ticked for everything safety critical. Starts with the small electronics in an elevator.

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                                        Getting real SAO Abridged vibes here

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                                          Nearly got bingo with FOSS apps. Specifically used to avoid paying big corporations (Spotify, Netflix, google)

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                                          how can it both work by stealing stuff from the internet and not work? Does it work or not?

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