Might be time to find another job
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“This is the lockpicking lawyer and what I have for you today is”
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Come in with some bolt cutters. Free the milk.
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Couldn’t stand working with people who shop at Asda!
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The really offensive part is having >2 liters of milk, per person, in a work fridge. What the fuck do you need so much for? I bet that fridge smells like a mix of spoiled milk and utter distrust for other human beings.
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I bet each of those cheap ass locks could easily be shimmed open with a piece of a soda can in a few seconds. I would open each one and just leave it on the shelf next to each bottle. I don’t even drink milk. Just to let them know their obnoxious system is pointless
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Imagine working in an office where you need to do that? Who says to themselves, "gee, i didn't bring that thing so it must be OK for me to have some"? These kinds of tactics don't come from nowhere
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Come in with some bolt cutters. Free the milk.
Bolt cutters? My man, a simple box cutter will knock the top off those flimsy plastic shields.
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If it's your own milk, fair enough.
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I work at a place that went from having bbq's and get togethers to... well, nothing in about five years.
Yesterday we got a company wide e-mail to tell us the CEO is GTFO'ing and being replaced by an external hire.
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Turn it upside down and poke a hole in the bottom.
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A more pertinent concern is having to work with the person whose behavior precipitated this reaction.
One person locking their milk makes them a weirdo. Three means someone else is.
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Turn it upside down and poke a hole in the bottom.
This person is playing 3D chess over here.
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The really offensive part is having >2 liters of milk, per person, in a work fridge. What the fuck do you need so much for? I bet that fridge smells like a mix of spoiled milk and utter distrust for other human beings.
udder distrust. it was right there
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The blizzard offices were never the same.
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How about fixing the problem by having the management provide free milk? It's about a pound a day for them and everyone is happier.
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Why does one of the jugs have an infection warning on it? Are these bio samples at a lab and the locks are a safety measure?
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udder distrust. it was right there
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Just because it’s there, doesn’t mean you have to milk the pun for all it’s worth.
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Who can be bothered to steal someone else's semi-skimmed milk anyway‽ Full cream or bust.