there's no escape! brew another cup!
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Close. Final Fantasy 1000. It's a game that's fallen through a time hole from the future and contains technology that can do absolutely anything to anyone, including that.
Why? It's a nineteenth-stage capitalist thing. Something about gods of wealth, insatiable hunger and first-borns.
I wanted to propose that WH40K make a new Chaos God of Capitalism...and then I thought about for 5 seconds and realized they did. The Emperor. The Emperor is a god of capitalism. Which is an interesting (to me) perspective on the franchise. So, thanks for that random completely unrelated Lemmy comment.
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You just have to rebrand it as "iron-based ceramic".
I shudder at the thought of potholes.
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No no, ffmpeg is completely different! It refers to two women pegging a man.
That is horrible! How ridiculous and just horrible! What’s the url so I know what to stay away from?
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No no, ffmpeg is completely different! It refers to two women pegging a man.
I volunteer as tribute! (Anything, anything, is worth having two girls blow you. My god, it's full of stars.)
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Listen here, "bro". "Fine" is well below my standard, ok?? The world wasn't built on "fine", now was it? No! It wasn't! ᶠᶦⁿᵉ ᶦˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ ᶠᶠˢ ⁻⁻⁻ ⁻⁻ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁽ᵗʳᵃᶦˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵘᵐᵇˡᵉˢ⁾
Back half of that comment is the start of a Cave Johnson rant.
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Have you ever used wheel-el in emacs? It really sets a high bar.
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I bet the wheel would be better if it was written in Rust.
(Disclaimer: I have never actually written Rust.)
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Look, I'm not saying the wheel is wrong. It rotates, but what if two people try to turn the wheel at the same time, in opposite directions?
What if—instead of risking misuse of the wheel—we have a
my_wheel::Wheel, which only one person can rotate at any given time? The multiverse could enforce this safety at compile time by making it impossible for there to exist a universe where two people both think they own the right to rotate the wheel. In fact, it could even make it impossible for me to lend out the wheel to more than one person at a time.And, maybe... we could make the wheel even better. Cars rest on top of wheels, sure. But what if I wanted to make a car that rests on top of other cars? If we rotate the super-car's wheels, we don't want to make the sub-cars flap around—we want the sub-car wheels to rotate. It would be more future-proof to make a
Wheeltrait, then to makeRubberTyreimplementWheel. Then, if we ever needed to make cars into wheels, we could have them also implementWheel—but delegate the responsibility of rotating to their own wheels.In fact, we should make it into a whole library. Our other projects could need wheels. Mr. Mittens might need them eventually!
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You just gave me flashbacks to that abomination of a programming language they call sqf.
I hate for asking, but can you grace us with a hello world in squeef?
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But it's not memory safe!!
*passes Valgrind*
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The door is obviously open. Not sure about the wheel, though…
And remember open does not imply free
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There is a whole extra spoke in the wheel. Look, I'm not gonna reinvent it... I just... need to... adjust some values... and there! Look, its fine.
Wait.
Why is it wobbling like that?
Hold on, I just need to get rid of this other spoke...
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Developer: Kill me if you must but i've turned the wheel into a modular service called systemd-wheel
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Hmm... How many significant figures of pi was it made to?
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I bet the wheel would be better if it was written in Rust.
(Disclaimer: I have never actually written Rust.)
Disclaimer: I have never actually written Rust.
neither have most of the people advocating for (or against) rewriting stuff in Rust lol
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Developer: Kill me if you must but i've turned the wheel into a modular service called systemd-wheel
Investor: Can the wheel be made into a subscription service?
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unjerk: pretty bold to compare software to a wheel. it's more so like some roughly rollable shape which is why some people think they can make it more rollable, and yes those people fail from time to time
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You just gave me flashbacks to that abomination of a programming language they call sqf.
Does that stand for SQL WTF?
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Hmm... How many significant figures of pi was it made to?
Astronomer: “Eh, I guess pi is close enough to 10. Let’s just use that.”
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Hmm... How many significant figures of pi was it made to?
Gotta make that configurable now
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That is horrible! How ridiculous and just horrible! What’s the url so I know what to stay away from?
I don't know what the url is, but I remember as a wee child exploring the internet before pictures were quick to load, and the text was all we had, finding a story about a wife discovering her husband sexting with another woman. They proceeded to surprise him, and yes, a strap-on was pulled from a bag. The only phrase from the story that I can recall was him describing it as a telephone pole being shoved up his ass.
...I've never been able to find it again. If you find such a thing, don't ever let it escape you.
