Apple CEO Tim Cook gives 24-karat gold gift to Donald Trump
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trump loves anything that has gold on it, also its not solid gold because it would be too heavy for him to handle.
It's not solid gold because anything solid would be out of character for Apple. Note also the surface texture.
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Jesus, just pull his fly down and give him a blow job already.
Probably got bored of that
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Imagine prostrating yourself to Trump in this embarrassing way. Sheesh.
I have always hated Apple, this is just further proof that they are greedy fucks with no morals.
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Imagine prostrating yourself to Trump in this embarrassing way. Sheesh.
So now that apple bent the knee can people finally stop buying apple shit?
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Imagine prostrating yourself to Trump in this embarrassing way. Sheesh.
Cook speaks Trump. Fluently.
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Imagine prostrating yourself to Trump in this embarrassing way. Sheesh.
Is the 24 karat on Aluminum?
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Imagine prostrating yourself to Trump in this embarrassing way. Sheesh.
Gift? You mean bribe.
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Why don't they just transfer $200k directly to Trump?
"ewww, that would be bribery. This is not a bribe, it's a ... gift? Yes, it's a gift. Definitely a gift. And we expect nothing in return ;-);-) just a little gift. And this is definitely not a distraction from the orange buffoon being a child rapist and being mentioned many times on the Epstein list!!!"
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Honestly I am pretty sure this is a bribe to exempt Apple from tariffs. Billionaires care more about their profit than children being harm. It’s the sad truth.
At this point it seems like half of them became billionaires just to be the ones harming the children.
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vance who is also mostly closeted too. peter thiel defenestrated his model bf.
It must be nice to be so rich that you can fit an entire living room set in your walk-in closet.
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Here's an idea, instead of killing thousands of CEOs why don't we just off 100 Republican Legislators? Let's compare outcomes: fuck all they're replaceable OR a legislative body that actually represents us.
Whoa whoa there, slow down. You're talking crazy. Let's be reasonable.
The only way to get any sort of reliable data is to let BOTH camps go nuts and see which one gets more attention and results.
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Imagine prostrating yourself to Trump in this embarrassing way. Sheesh.
This is a bit like mark rutte calling Trump “daddy”. It’s completely inconsequential in actual reality but still feels so entirely wrong. And I don’t even know who should be most embarrassed, the bootlickers or Trump for being transparently narcissistic that everyone realizes bootlicking works
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Honestly I am pretty sure this is a bribe to exempt Apple from tariffs. Billionaires care more about their profit than children being harm. It’s the sad truth.
Trump has no idea what he is doing he just want free gifts like the stupid used airplane
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I have always hated Apple, this is just further proof that they are greedy fucks with no morals.
Back door to Apple customer data maybe?
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Imagine prostrating yourself to Trump in this embarrassing way. Sheesh.
What a fucking tool.
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Look at this move from a purely business perspective:
Give the toddler a shiny toy, toddler plays nicely.
And oh my fuck it's such a cheap gift from the war chest of Apple's bajillions. The real story is the Trump is too stupid to be insulted!
Been screaming for years, "PLAY this narcissistic fool!" Just wish world media and politicians and celebrities would get in the game. He's a CHILD! PLAY HIM! Instead we got world leaders rolling over. Heysus.
Nah, not hating on Cook for making an hilariously logical move.
Nah, it would have been way better (especially for literally everyone else) if they didn’t play at all.
Instead all the greediest people are realizing they can do this and they get all the things they want (so does Trump, along with more power) and it’s only at the expense of the entire American population (and the rest of the world too).
Fuck Cook.
It isn’t clever. It’s literally greed. It’s not even that other people haven’t thought to do this, it’s that you have to be a total piece of shit to do this. -
Gift? You mean bribe.
Cost of doing business in a country ruled by a dictator who LOVES shiny shit
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What a fucking tool.
Yes he is, but that’s who you voted to lead
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So now that apple bent the knee can people finally stop buying apple shit?
Google hasn’t “bent the knee”?
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Gift? You mean bribe.
wrote last edited by [email protected]OK let me play devil's advocate for a moment: it's the only language he speaks. You must stroke his ego, and give him an opportunity to look down on you.
Of course it's still corporate cronyism.
