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    I'm honestly not sure what Mr Pope was trying to say there.

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      I'm honestly not sure what Mr Pope was trying to say there.

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      its pretty bad grammatically. maybe he had one too many Jesus wines.

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        The online sewer aka twitter

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          I didn't want to do this, but I've had enough; I'm calling the lads:

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            I'm honestly not sure what Mr Pope was trying to say there.

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            "Acting with compassion will improve life for everybody."

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              "Acting with compassion will improve life for everybody."

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              Your version is definitely more succinct.

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                “Return to the heart” is just code for giving the alter boys prostate exams eh

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                  Gotta admit, it takes some balls to mansplain Christianity to the Pope.

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                  • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

                    I didn't want to do this, but I've had enough; I'm calling the lads:

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                    I bet he didn't see that coming.

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                      I can't help but read the pope's text in the voice of Dagoth Ur.

                      Come, Nerevar, come and return to the Heart 🎵

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                        I bet he didn't see that coming.

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                        Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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                          Too bad the stats on the responder got cropped.

                          If the pope got ratio'd by some guy mansplaining the bible to him, Christianity would have another schism

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                            Too bad the stats on the responder got cropped.

                            If the pope got ratio'd by some guy mansplaining the bible to him, Christianity would have another schism

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                            I did not have the rise of Austinism and a catholic crusade against (what I assume is) the US in my bingo card for late 2025.

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                              I can't help but read the pope's text in the voice of Dagoth Ur.

                              Come, Nerevar, come and return to the Heart 🎵

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                              oh oh oh ohhh

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                                its pretty bad grammatically. maybe he had one too many Jesus wines.

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                                he's american

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                                  "Acting with compassion will improve life for everybody."

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                                  Blows my mind that half of the USA think compassion is woke and to be avoided

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                                    Psycho fucking evangelicals

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                                      Too bad the stats on the responder got cropped.

                                      If the pope got ratio'd by some guy mansplaining the bible to him, Christianity would have another schism

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                                      Oh no, now we have evangelic christianity flavor #4743907, the other billion sects are going to be so mad there's a new kid on the block

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                                        Holy fuck, thats even worse that I imagined. Most places I'd seen that just cropped to just the first line of the reply, delightfully skipping all of the "sin of empathy" heresy.

                                        As depicted in the gospels, when Jesus was asked what the most important part of the law was our Lord And Savior literally said "love.".

                                        https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+12%3A30-31&version=NIV

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                                          I'm honestly not sure what Mr Pope was trying to say there.

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                                          That you have to have a heart. You have to believe in things, and see right from wrong

                                          We're losing that as a species. Laws aren't a replacement for morality, but they're treated like it

                                          There's no set of laws that could save us from global warming or bring the local community together. But these are very necessary things

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