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Sorry bout your heart

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    Fuck proselytizing religions. No, I won't join your stupid fucking cult. Fuck right off.

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      It's more a statement of the state of Christianity in the United States, where in a lot of congregations the actual teachings of Jesus have taken a back seat to gun culture and right wing politics.

      She's saying that the Japanese are better Christians than Americans, despite not even being Christians.

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      "Beat your swords into plowshares," says Isaiah. Yet, here we are, with congregations of people who feel that "there's nothing wrong with being a soldier."

      God's first commandment? Yeah apparently that doesn't mean shit if the other party is a stinky brownskin. I do not see a legal addendum on the Ten Commandments.

      "1. Thou Shalt Not Kill ***†"

      ***† only in participating stores, offer good til Labor Day, see appendix for list of people it's totally cool to kill

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        Fuck proselytizing religions. No, I won't join your stupid fucking cult. Fuck right off.

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        Do you want to talk about Satan?

        We enjoy sex, responsible drug use and rock and roll.

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          Fuck proselytizing religions. No, I won't join your stupid fucking cult. Fuck right off.

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          Fuck all religion. No I don’t want to reject reality to play make believe.

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            "Beat your swords into plowshares," says Isaiah. Yet, here we are, with congregations of people who feel that "there's nothing wrong with being a soldier."

            God's first commandment? Yeah apparently that doesn't mean shit if the other party is a stinky brownskin. I do not see a legal addendum on the Ten Commandments.

            "1. Thou Shalt Not Kill ***†"

            ***† only in participating stores, offer good til Labor Day, see appendix for list of people it's totally cool to kill

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            I'm with you, but you're talking about something like the 6th commandment depending on how you're counting

            Edit: the first one is the "you shall have no other gods before me" bit, with the lines drawn for exactly where each commandment starts and stops drawn in different places for different factions, but I digress. I still agree with your point and I'll stop typing more now.

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              Do you want to talk about Satan?

              We enjoy sex, responsible drug use and rock and roll.

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              All hail Satan!

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                That's what I figured they meant.

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                Yeah, but those other stats are raw numbers. Okay, we have a higher number of unhoused people and food-insecure people, but we also have a higher number of people, period. If you wanna make a point, it has to be per capita. I like how the first stat got this right, but the others did not.

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                • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                  Fuck all religion. No I don’t want to reject reality to play make believe.

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                  Naw, my religion is cool. I'm a Satanist. We accept reality as revealed by science.

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                  • zarkanian@sh.itjust.worksZ [email protected]

                    Yeah, but those other stats are raw numbers. Okay, we have a higher number of unhoused people and food-insecure people, but we also have a higher number of people, period. If you wanna make a point, it has to be per capita. I like how the first stat got this right, but the others did not.

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                    Ya might be a good point but it’s a distracting mess

                    Thankfully we already know a little bit about both of our situations so we get the gist

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                    • zarkanian@sh.itjust.worksZ [email protected]

                      Naw, my religion is cool. I'm a Satanist. We accept reality as revealed by science.

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                      So you genuinely believe Satan exists and has influence in the world? Where does he live under the Earths mantle?

                      Because that is entirely at odds with everything we know about reality.

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                        #20

                        I'm heartbroken too. Anything over 0 is a failure of public education

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                          I just woke up, but I don't think the unit should be percentage per 100k people. Otherwise, I agree with the statement though.

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                            You know what would be funny? Dropping anonymous tips to the police that random churches are housing illegal immigrants.

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                              So you genuinely believe Satan exists and has influence in the world? Where does he live under the Earths mantle?

                              Because that is entirely at odds with everything we know about reality.

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                              Many, if not most, modern satanists are atheistic satanists. Satan is merely a convenient bit of Judeo-Christian mythology/imagery used to irritate Christians.

                              While I hesitate to recommend The Satanic Temple due to the actions of one of the founders, their "7 Fundamental Tenets" are a pretty great basis for an atheistic worldview.

                              Edit: normally, I'd link some resources, but it's late, I'm on mobile, and search engines exist, so... Sorry, not sorry.

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                                The US is really just a big social experiment trying to prove a point.

                                I'm not sure what that point is, but it's definitely out there.

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                                  So you genuinely believe Satan exists and has influence in the world? Where does he live under the Earths mantle?

                                  Because that is entirely at odds with everything we know about reality.

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                                  I'm a Satanist. We accept reality as revealed by science.

                                  His response answered your question. Science doesn't believe in Satan, thus he himself doesn't believe Satan exists. For the record, most Satanists don't actually believe in anything "supernatural". Read more about Satanism here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanism#Contemporary_tendencies_and_groups

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                                    I don't think she's really sorry about their heart

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                                      Do you want to talk about Satan?

                                      We enjoy sex, responsible drug use and rock and roll.

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                                      I'm listening...

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                                      • blah3166@piefed.socialB [email protected]

                                        I'm a Satanist. We accept reality as revealed by science.

                                        His response answered your question. Science doesn't believe in Satan, thus he himself doesn't believe Satan exists. For the record, most Satanists don't actually believe in anything "supernatural". Read more about Satanism here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanism#Contemporary_tendencies_and_groups

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                                        So he’s not religious and doesn’t actually believe in Satan?

                                        It’s like atheism with extra useless steps.

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                                          I just woke up, but I don't think the unit should be percentage per 100k people. Otherwise, I agree with the statement though.

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                                          Yeah, that seemed needlessly confusing to me too.

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