Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.
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A bowl of cereal is cold soup.
Sounds right.
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Italian food is cheating!
Spaghetti carbonara with heavy cream.
Not sure why tasty is cheating, but cool.
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The chik fil a line moves fast, but isn't worth it.
They do have the best spicy chicken sandwich, but everything else is on par with other shitty fast food.
wrote last edited by [email protected]They do have the best spicy chicken sandwich
Naw man, go find a Popeye’s and thank me later.
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Pineapple on pizza
I like it more than pineapple anywhere else.
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I don't like Arch Linux
It's not for everyone. I like it because I'm old and grumpy.
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Not sure why tasty is cheating, but cool.
It’s not about taste, it’s about the culture around Italian food. For some reason, Italian food lovers are extremely aggressive about protecting their favourite cuisine from “inauthentic” recipes.
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Raising Caine's FTW
Raising Cane's is the most flavorless, damp, sad excuse for chicken fingers there is. Their sauce is just Zax sauce if you left the flavor out. The service sucks worse than the food.
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Here's a hot take for you... every major city is terrible.
You're not wrong, Ive been to many and they all are not pleasant in their own way. But for me, Paris had genuinely no redeeming factors. Every major attraction to go was tainted with a seedy underbelly that was active no matter the time of day or where you were. It was insane. I ended up chaperoning a small group of five and had to practically wrap my arms around them to fend off purse snatchers. Its something that sounds like hyperbole, and if you told me the same thing, I wouldn't believe you had I not experienced it.
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H2G2 is not funny.
- Why, I could even start a second fight:
Big Bang Theory is funny.
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GNU is bloated beyond belief.
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i would not boil poptarts
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Chiropracty / Chiropractics is all fake.
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Easy. First off:
Pop-tarts are calzones.
More fights:
Greek salad is fruit salad
Paris sucks
Chick-fil-A isn't actually good
I like chick fil a's macaroni but their chicken is too soft for me.
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NyQuil is blue flavored.
So are blue raspberry icees.
Icees taste like NyQuil.
NyQuil is dark green
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Alcohol is a weak person's drug
Have you tried fent?
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Channeling Ovidus:
Sex gets better past 35.
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Bzzzp. Sorry, that's six words.
People on the cool drugs don't care about your silly rules!
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As a Parisian: Paris is fucking amazing but Parisians suck a lot and well.
Could just be me or just bad luck last time I was there. I really liked Bordeaux, but I also love a port town. Strasbourg, Pézenas, enjoyed them both.
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A quick Google has reminded me I'm specifically thinking of a Cretan greek salad: https://hungryhappens.net/dakos-salata-cretan-salad/
OK, yeah, I'm doing northern mainland Greek salad: tomatoes, cukes, cheese, olives. And onions.
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Who can define what a ravioli is, is a complex sociological and political topic. The statement is only funny because it bulldozes tradition in the name of absurdism. And there's probably some point about capitalism somewhere in there.
So this involves politics.
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H2G2 is not funny.
- Why, I could even start a second fight:
Big Bang Theory is funny.
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GNU is bloated beyond belief.
Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.BBT has several funny moments.
