Apple CEO Tim Cook gives 24-karat gold gift to Donald Trump

[tabular@lemmy.world]

Do stocks go up from such a cringe-move?

[mcbenavides85@piefed.social]

It’s hard to understand Tim Apple with an orange cock in his mouth.

[tomkatt@lemmy.world]

I’ll bet those boots taste disgusting.

[tylerkdurdan@lemmy.world]

bootlicker

edit: apple polisher is more appropriate and punny

[snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

This is why when the whole media world rushed to protect him when he came out of the closet as gay was total and utter bullshit. He wasn't brave and he doesn't give one hot damn about the gay community clearly.

[thoon@feddit.nl]

I fucking hate corporatism

[lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.world]

Had a hard time hearing what he said... What was it? A gold base for a piece of glass?

[cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone]

we're gonna need more luigis.

[tropicaldingdong@lemmy.world]

Render unto Caesar..

[ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com]

Gay man gives gift to anti-lgbtq president.

Just proves that you can be gay and still be an absolute parasite billionaire. Fuck your pride apple watch bands.

[rottenmummy@lemmy.ml]

I salute Tim on his dick sucking skills

[apeno1@lemmy.world]

An apple shaped hole in a CD? He just presented Trump with an A-Hole award.

[masterofn001@lemmy.ca]

Peter thiel, the architect behind Vance and trump and bilderberg and palantir, is also gay.

So gay, he had his former lover killed.

https://www.jezebel.com/death-of-gop-billionaire-peter-thiels-kept-man-is-being-1850259839

https://www.advocate.com/peter-thiel/peter-thiel-model-jeff-thomas

https://theintercept.com/2023/03/23/peter-thiel-jeff-thomas/

[plm00@lemmy.ml]

This is my own conjecture, but I'm willing to bet that playing nicely with Pres. Trump somehow saves Apple billions more in lost revenue to tariffs and legislation because Trump rewards those who are on his good side. I'm also willing to bet Tim / Apple is pressured to do this and has a very different attitude behind closed doors. Not that this excuses anybody for their actions, but it's clear they're trying to game the system the best they can in the name of "business".

[mushuchupacabra@lemmy.world]

Scorched earth.

Let's see if apple enjoys the Tesla treatment.

[batdad90@lemmy.world]

They sure did!

[maeve@kbin.earth]

Thiel showed the way.

[maeve@kbin.earth]

https://paulstreet.substack.com/p/fascism-is-corporatism-the-merger

[reverendender@sh.itjust.works]

[angryrobot@lemmy.world]

Ready player 2!