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No weirdo's please

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    Gah! That fucking apostrophe!!!

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    the weirdo’s apostrophe

    almost as bad as the oxford comma

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      the weirdo’s apostrophe

      almost as bad as the oxford comma

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      I, know right!

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        I, know right!

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          ...in a cubicle!

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            Where does one obtain a pink wetsuit? Do scuba divers have a choice of colours?

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              That's a British mobile number

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                Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

                Pinky: Yes Brain, but where are we going to find a pink wet suit our size?

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                  Why don't they want a weirdo's please? That's one of the best pleases you can get.

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                    I learned about the Oxford comma from my parents, Ayn Rand and God.

                    It didn't seem like it at the time but I had a very strange upbringing.

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                      What is "playing the bigpipes"?

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                        0118 999 881 999 119 7253

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                          Where does one obtain a pink wetsuit? Do scuba divers have a choice of colours?

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                          Well, apparently someone did, and he picked one up for just such an occasion.

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                            Finding someone that can play the bagpipes is going to be the hard part.

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                              It would be great if the current GOAT bagpiper (I mean, I don't know who he is, but there must be one) dressed in a pink wetsuit, and posted a performance on YouTube, without saying a word. People be scratchin' their heads...

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                                Gah! That fucking apostrophe!!!

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                                In my first year of university, I had an English professor who went on a long rant about people using apostrophes incorrectly. They said they once had a student put an apostrophe in the word "as", presumably because the s looked lonely. They said these are the people who are gonna be working at the grocery store, writing signs saying "apple's 50% off"

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