We cant standardize measurements for billion dollar space programs but we can when we compare our dicks

[gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com]

This post did not contain any content.

[kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

My European dick is measured in centimeters

[tja@sh.itjust.works]

Yes, why would I use inches?

[boomkop3@reddthat.com]

I use centimeters, and meters. The us can go sit in a corner and contemplate their failure in feet and inches

[wizard_pope@lemmy.world]

Measue it in decimeters.

[kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Yeah, why not using light years? smh

[militantatheist@lemmy.world]

I measure mine in parsecs

[engywuck@lemmy.zip]

I prefer to measure mine in milliliters. Big (numbers) matter.

[engywuck@lemmy.zip]

Angstroms

[felsiq@lemmy.zip]

I’ve known more than one guy who measured his dick in inches and did it wrong, because fractional inches are unintuitive as fuck. Americans need to just rip the bandaid off and commit to metric, it’s much better over on this side

[militantatheist@lemmy.world]

I've been at Ångströmlaboratoriet a lot

[felixcress@lemmy.world]

I thought USians use football pitches. Or in this case, matches. Or fractions of these.

[engywuck@lemmy.zip]

Now... What if we make "1 dick" the fundamental metrich length unit? That would solve a lot of problems.

[saltyiceteamaker@lemmy.ml]

i prefer planck lenghts. makes it seem bigger than it actually is

[felsiq@lemmy.zip]

I would respect speed limits even less if they were measured in dicks per hour

[demdaru@lemmy.world]

There's anime with that IIRC, with a pixie character having height of exactly one dick. Can't recall the name tho.

Edit: Quick search revealed it's Handyman Saitou in Another World

[neobunch@lemmy.world]

Who the hell would measure their package in inches outside the good ole USA?