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USA asks Denmark for help in the egg crisis | Sweden Herald

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    how'bout no.

    how'bout FUCK the united states.

    HOW'BOUT THAT.

    actually, trade New England to denmark's ownership in exchange for the eggs. please. fucking please. get us out of here.

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      Budweiser Budvar > Carlsberg > Budweiser (US)

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      The truth.

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        So they want Greenland AND eggs?

        Whats next? B&O ? Carlsberg (anyone that tried their pide known as budweiser know the won't be able to handle Carlsberg)?

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        I'm guessing Greenland is our strategic position to begin enveloping Canada, then we can direct our attention East.

        Sorry.

        Also we have Carlsbad at home

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          I wouldnt sell my eggs for anything less than Massachusetts.

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          By "Massachusetts" do you mean it's current borders or the original ones that we refer to as New England?

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            I'm guessing Greenland is our strategic position to begin enveloping Canada, then we can direct our attention East.

            Sorry.

            Also we have Carlsbad at home

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            Greenland houses some key NATO sites that monitor the arctic. These are mostly used to make sure Russia stays in Russia.

            The other non-Russian factor that I don't see people discussing is climate change. The northern areas are going to become more habitable and having Greenland and Canada means the US population has somewhere to go. This is the motivation for a lot of things they aren't talking about because it is evil.

            You can choose which evil is motivating them I believe it's both.

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              Denmark, please tell us "Fascist regime, go fuck yourself."

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                This is classic America. I don't have evidence for this but I have to assume that a large part of why America is having a egg crisis and other nations aren't is because of the absolutely horrendous and unsanitary conditions of our factory farms. Rather than look around the world and see that better living conditions contribute to a higher quality product, better lives for the animals, and lowered risk of massive disease outbreaks (which could become a human pandemic by the way); we'd rather ship in perishable goods from countries who have already figured that out. Our insane thirst for quarterly earnings reports prevents us from even considering something that would be a long term sustainable solution because it would be ever so slightly more expensive up front

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                  Greenland houses some key NATO sites that monitor the arctic. These are mostly used to make sure Russia stays in Russia.

                  The other non-Russian factor that I don't see people discussing is climate change. The northern areas are going to become more habitable and having Greenland and Canada means the US population has somewhere to go. This is the motivation for a lot of things they aren't talking about because it is evil.

                  You can choose which evil is motivating them I believe it's both.

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                  I get some Lebensraum vibes from that

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                    Budweiser Budvar > Carlsberg > Budweiser (US)

                    Ah, the regular larger, from Carlsberg I always buy

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                    Is this similar to special brew?

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                      This is classic America. I don't have evidence for this but I have to assume that a large part of why America is having a egg crisis and other nations aren't is because of the absolutely horrendous and unsanitary conditions of our factory farms. Rather than look around the world and see that better living conditions contribute to a higher quality product, better lives for the animals, and lowered risk of massive disease outbreaks (which could become a human pandemic by the way); we'd rather ship in perishable goods from countries who have already figured that out. Our insane thirst for quarterly earnings reports prevents us from even considering something that would be a long term sustainable solution because it would be ever so slightly more expensive up front

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                      Also we havent culled nearly enough chickens to justify this magnitude of price increases and this is very clearly collusion from the ~4 major egg suppliers.

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                        Denmark sees quantities being asked “how much food do you duckers eat?”. I hope they decline. (From a US citizen)

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                          I get some Lebensraum vibes from that

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                          It very much is. Canada will be housing much of the human population in the Northwestern quadrant of Earth in a few decades. We really need to get our shit together and quash racism if we want humanity to survive.

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                            Besides all the other insane shit we've heard from USA in the last few months, and the Nord Stream pipelines sabotage, Danish eggs aren't exactly dirt cheap. Besides, we're more known to produce pork.

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                              Denmark, please tell us "Fascist regime, go fuck yourself."

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                              Because it's price gouging on top of the flu. Like price gouging and calling it inflation. Asking Denmark for eggs maintains the facade

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                                  Can't make this shit up.

                                  Hey Denmark we want Greenland and we will take it. - The US

                                  Hey Denmark we also want eggs, please send some, OK? - Also the US

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                                  Perhaps he would be willing to offer a public apology and an agreement to step down?

                                  Nah. Still no.

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                                    Aren't the US and EU standards on how to produce and sell eggs so incompatible that it's illegal to import eggs from the EU into the US?

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                                      Perhaps he would be willing to offer a public apology and an agreement to step down?

                                      Nah. Still no.

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                                      Only if he wears a suit and says "thank you" to the Danish prime minister.

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                                        Besides all the other insane shit we've heard from USA in the last few months, and the Nord Stream pipelines sabotage, Danish eggs aren't exactly dirt cheap. Besides, we're more known to produce pork.

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                                        Pork, porn and booze.
                                        I'm sure the boycott by Muslim majority countries you experienced a few years back hit those industries really hard.

                                        😄

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                                          Guys please don’t give them any eggs lol

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