New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders
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The funny thing is that, if this were true, it would be the most efficient and effective way to register a hundred politicians, especially Republicans, as sex offenders.
No, see... It was a "staffing issue"! Totally wasn't me. On my account.
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Genuine case of "this headline could easily be true in the current climate".
I was genuinely eating this onion before I came to the comments lol. Came here to drop a WTF rant, and instead I find out I'm a dummy right now.
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No, see... It was a "staffing issue"! Totally wasn't me. On my account.
Staffing issue. Do these people not even hear themselves?
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I was genuinely eating this onion before I came to the comments lol. Came here to drop a WTF rant, and instead I find out I'm a dummy right now.
I was honestly wondering how many people would tell on themselves.
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Genuine case of "this headline could easily be true in the current climate".
My immediate reaction was "yeah, that tracks".
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Welp they got me on this one. Good shit, Onion. Ridiculous we live in a world where I believed this for a good 10 seconds.
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Welp they got me on this one. Good shit, Onion. Ridiculous we live in a world where I believed this for a good 10 seconds.
Yeah same here.
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laugh all you want, but the Kids Online Safety Act would do this on a federal scale... and it's already passed the house
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Staffing issue. Do these people not even hear themselves?
You think they give a shit?
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Should have said Ohio
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I ate the onion
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'I believed this satire!' means it's bad satire.
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'I believed this satire!' means it's bad satire.
No, it means life got incredibly fucked up..
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No, it means life got incredibly fucked up..
And it's bad satire. This wasn't printed a year ago; they published this knowing exactly how fucked-up life is. It doesn't work.
The Onion, of all sites, does not need anyone's excuses.
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The funny thing is that, if this were true, it would be the most efficient and effective way to register a hundred politicians, especially Republicans, as sex offenders.
Oh no... I wasn't "watching porn" I was researching content to make sure the law is properly applied!
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It's pretty much impossible to satirise US politics, isn't it?
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Almost bought it. If they had called it a new bill, "introduced" or some such, instead of "law" it would be perfectly feasible.
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As someone who grew up in Indiana, I believed it for a second or two
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And it's bad satire. This wasn't printed a year ago; they published this knowing exactly how fucked-up life is. It doesn't work.
The Onion, of all sites, does not need anyone's excuses.
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Almost bought it. If they had called it a new bill, "introduced" or some such, instead of "law" it would be perfectly feasible.
The comment section saves me once again.
