"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

[veganpizza69@veganism.social]

"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

https://theonion.com/grocery-stores-meat-section-misted-with-fresh-blood-every-few-minutes/

by @theonion

#satire

#meat

[satansmaggotycumfart@lemmy.world]

I’d shop there for sure.

[floo@retrolemmy.com]

I’m so glad there was a picture

[rowrowrowyourbot@sh.itjust.works]

For the record after killing an animal you intend to eat one of the first things you do is drain it of blood. It's a funny joke but you don't want bloody meat.

[reverendender@sh.itjust.works]

But save the blood for sausage of course

[spizzat2@lemm.ee]

They missed a solid opportunity to slip in a

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

[paraphrand@lemmy.world]

But sausage is meat.

[vale@sh.itjust.works]

I believe it's a reference to the dish known as blood sausage

[otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Myoglobin*, FYI.

[otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Aren't we all.

[otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

When there's 'choppin needin' bloody doin', ain't no better than th’ ChopSmart racks, eh?