Let's play this game again
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Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours
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I can shit at will
... but you will simultaneously puke
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Just gimme photographic memory.
You will remember everything since your contraception and remembering being born gives you severe PTSD
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Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours
With the brightness of 1.000 suns
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Telekinesis
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When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
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Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.
You become the character. The character becomes you in the real world.
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I'm gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
"I ___, but only when I'm hard."You can captivate the attention of any child. You're a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children's birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.
Except, there's just one small problem...
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The ability to control all matter at the subatomic level.
In order to control matter like this, you have to consciously command each and every atom on what new position it would take. In practice, you might be able to make some interesting designs visible with an electron microscope. But anything macroscopic? You would die of old age before you could command even 1% of 1% of the atoms to take on their new form.
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I can instantly convert roads into corresponding rail transit lines. Highways to heavy rail, city arterials to light rail, sub arterials to grams, and interstates to high speed rail, etc.
The new rails are completely useless as they do not have the requisite slopes or curve radii to be usable by locomotives.
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Still works. I just gotta shapeshift into someone about my height
You shapeshift, including your mind. When you change into a person, you take on all of their memories as well. You become a complete copy, and the old you simply ceases to exist. If you turn yourself into Donal Trump, there's just a random copy of the president sitting in your apartment, utterly confused about where he is or how he got there. And the ability to shapeshift was a power of your old body. The new one can't shapeshift.
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your body still decays
Eastwick!
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It hurts extremely because your whole body is physically altered.
There’s a whole fetish community that’s SOOOOO into this idea
RIP Scoot
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When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
How are you planning to ever have sex?
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When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect
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I can shit at will
But only Will and nobody else. If Will isn't around you better hope he shows up or you may have some serious medical problems.
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You will remember everything since your contraception and remembering being born gives you severe PTSD
Sheesh. Remember everything since using a condom does not sound that bad.
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But only spelling or grammar mistakes.
How about word choice? We got a homophone situation here.
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Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I'd like to be able to ignore what's happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss
Neurotypical?
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How are you planning to ever have sex?
I will keep my socks on and just when I’m about to bust, socks come off and I scare the girl.
